Some of the President’s Day Townspeople are organizing a state dinner for some important foreign visitors, who have insisted on very strict rules for the seating arrangements.
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Across

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“Eat It” album, colloquially
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Edina and Patsy Britcom, briefly
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E-mail from Nigeria, most likely
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Newsperson
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“What?!”
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Sound file type standardized in 1983
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A Wrinkle in Time protagonist Meg
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An adhesive
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Medieval weapon
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Smell
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Love, in Lima
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Home of Billy Bluejay
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Moronic
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Neither wins nor loses
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Lunar depression
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Grass clipper
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“Let me show you how this ___”
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Species of ruminant
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Decide
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Earnings
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Type of sound loss in pronunciation
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Actress Lords
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Smallest banknotes currently issued by the Bank of England
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Paul Revere followers?
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“See you!”
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Bellatrix portrayer in the Harry Potter movies
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Infinite ___
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Cheat on
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Most Brass Rat owners
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Those who flee
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Water conduit
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Scarlett Johansson and Ashton Kutcher
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Relax
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Bikini blasts, for short
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One Wilson of Wilson Phillips
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Chill
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Bro counterpart
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X-ray alternative
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Broccoli and corn, say
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Hip hop artist who’s a real Rascal?
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CBS logo
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Rose
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Insignificant
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Extra NBA periods
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Ronnie, Donnie, or Johnny of rock
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Like a standard relay team
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Uses a 48-D
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“Jaywalking” host
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Small glasses?
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Already sliced
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Visions in childrens’ heads at Christmastime
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Gloomy
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Correct
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Former Boston megaproject
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Long-haired Cousin
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2017 LCD Soundsystem song
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Ambiguously-gendered Julia Sweeney character
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U2 member, with “The”
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“If I Had a Hammer” writer
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Dispensed candy
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Capital formerly known as Salisbury
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Chrysler Building architecture style
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“Agreed”
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Bryan Adams song
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Double D Cinoblu’s Masterpiece, say
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In a rushed manner
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Band who plays “Play the Game”
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Like a casino bandit
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Some indications of conflagrations
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Protects
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer narrator
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Transform-ational guy?
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What a linguist might do
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One corner in Monopoly
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Took advantage (of)
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King of boxing
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Lady descriptor, per Hendrix
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Get ___
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Place for dumbbells?
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David O’Leary or Tony Adams
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Type of maximum
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Louis XVI, par exemple
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Sphere
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Rock god?
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Born first
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Decorative inlay
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Crawling
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Nix
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Secret hideaway
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J.J. Abrams production company
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Lerner partner
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Director George
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Lacunae
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Code
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Axe product
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Acknowledge
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Allowed
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It might be spitting?
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Swings at
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Intensifies
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Bagel topping
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Leftmost target in bowling
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Scottish group
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Boop target
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Japanese consumer electronics company
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Death
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Ingrid in Casablanca
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Billy Joel song
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Building beam
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Patootie
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Amp carrier
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Black, in Bordeaux
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Ara in the night sky
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Subject of a war in the 1980s
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Bohemian
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Deus Ex game engine
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Ob-___
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Pairs
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Cole’s other half?

Down

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Muslim leaders
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Singer of “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”
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Where to put this answer
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Leading
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The Walking Dead channel
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Put in a hole?
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Ships goods
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Member of the 600 HR club
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After DONE, an Indian clothing line
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Single step
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“Rock the ___”
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Each
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1937 Dick Purcell film
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PD alert
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Counterpart of neither
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Singer Laine and namesakes
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Certain data structure
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Yellow ribbon receivers?
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Mazda model discontinued in 2002
20.
Lose one’s mind
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Saw
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Achier
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Full court action?
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Key Clue locations
39.
Many men have more hair than this, per Shakespeare
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Coiner of “tintinnabulation”
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“__ of Horrors”
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Mohawk et al.
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Approached quickly
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Bad follower?
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See 83-A
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Whitney or Lilly
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LGBT culture magazine
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Short moon walks?
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Tony’s gang
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Type of radio
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Prong
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“Dick in a Box” singer
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Purposes
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Theater part
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WWI fighting force
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Switch on an aircraft transponder
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Putin’s put-offs
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Article in a newspaper?
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Chip, across the pond
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Jon portrayer on Game of Thrones
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What it is outside right now, by definition
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ER emergency word
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Manganate or chlorate
75.
Blue river of classical music
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Filth
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Doped, perhaps
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Poker hand
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Ardent supporter
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Branched, as a cross
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Hubert’s nemesis, in Futurama
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30 Rock writer
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Ambulance personnel, for short
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Plotters
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Target in a hunt
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Space-y Sally
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Omelet necessity
91.
Flour filters
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Sweeter-than-Belgian waffle
93.
Places of worship
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Grinned wildly
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Watering holes
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Earl, say
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Got 100% on
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Lots
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Waiter
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Happy cat noise
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Get a move on
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Twofold
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Potential taxi fare
108.
Round dessert
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Like some crystals
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Stop
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“Bureaucrats cut red tape lengthwise,” say
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Auction winner
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Dish’s mate, in nursery rhyme
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Clothing
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Holey breakfast
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Container of some salivary glands
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Skeptic of Geller
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The Twilight Zone episode with Theodore Bikel
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Jostle
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Actor?
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Big do
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Walk, in the old West
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She birthed Uranus
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Agreements, slangily
128.
James Bond’s organization
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Hat store found in many malls
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Ring
134.
Subject of 8.01
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Animal Farm character
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Ear or brain part
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One of thirteen popes
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Like this clue, briefly
141.
Has no need for, in Hearthstone
143.
Baseball club?
144.
Tonight
146.
Not long. for this world?
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Feature of most smartphones
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Hire
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Californian ad icon
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Thing circled in newspapers
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Wife of Hamilton, Kennedy, and Butler
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Heavier
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Having just started
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Like a function with only one input
157.
Rust, e.g.
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Growls
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Grace Hopper’s grandchild, per some
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Eucalyptus eater
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It’s useful for sucking
166.
Actor Epps
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Much-debated subject in 2000
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Adjective in The Sound of Music song
170.
Literary dog
173.
Half of an R&B group?
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“Chandelier” chanteuse
175.
Unagi, in English
178.
Mos. and mos.