The following songs recount UNITYÕs journey from animal to animal, training for the AbbessÕs prophecy.
Fly
Like an Eagle The
Steve Miller Band Talk like an eagle Hold the stick Talk like an eagle ItÕs just bitch-assed politics DonÕt wanna talk like an eagle Gonna kick Please, barf me out now So a new host I can pick Not the goat, Õcause That pre-nupÕs nothing but a trap Not the pika That mortgage had no interest cap Not the eagle He never shuts his freakinÕ yap No more birds or beasts This ÒwildlifeÓ stuff is crap UNITYÕS slippinÕÉ Kay Gilbert (and Wayne) December 6, 2011 |
I am the Walrus The
Beatles I am bird and I am beast and I am fish and all of them
together! Thing to be done, this just isnÕt fun, IÕm kinda stunned É DonÕt like it! Eagles must remember É When to use the talking stick! Stupid regulations, evÕry
critter has Ôem, Abbess says to learn them all, Õcause IÕm the Chosen One! In-o-cu-la-ted É Re-gur-gi-ta-ted
É I am a virus! gloop gloop guh-gloop É eddurd December
6, 2011 |
Little
Pink Houses John
Mellencamp Said the mayor To the slayer, ÒWelcome to our town! Just pick out a spot, Like the one that youÕve got, And then start burrowing down!Ó Mortgage writing, Starts reciting A bunch of stupid rules! New kid says, ÒDonÕcha know That this poncho will show Just what I can do to you fools!Ó Welcome to Pika Hill, Furry and brown! Welcome to Pika Hill, A Prolagus town! Welcome to Pika Hill, Making her frown É! Unity shows them sheÕs not falcon around! eddurd November 30, 2011 |
No Business Like Show Business Irving Berlin Annie Get Your Gun, 1946 ThereÕs no garden gnomes No Fuller domes Not in Pika Hill First our mortgage papers will enslave you Then we box you in with CCRs Meh, you killed a falcon. That wonÕt save you Our condo board rules this place like czars You look like us At Prolagus But your smell gives me creeps You seem kind of funny, but itÕs not a joke You clearly are not our kind of folk Not in your bandana and your falcon cloak YouÕre not one of our peeps Kay Gibert November 30, 2011 ÒI was every officer of my condo association at one
point or another, sometimes all of them at once, and I share UnityÕs disdain.Ó ÒHey,
omnivÕrous construct zombieÓ to the tune of IÕm
the Urban Spaceman by Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band ( YouTube ) Filked by eddurd |
The Lonely Goatherd R. Rogers & O. Hammerstein The Sound of Music, 1959 High on a hill stands the lonely goat-girl Ah ha ha ha ah ha ha
ha ah ha ha ÒSproingkÓ went the eyes of the
lonely goat-girl Ah ha ha ha ah ha ha
ha ha She broke the wall and took off: sheÕs free now Ah ha ha ha ah ha ha
ha ah ha ha
(I learned that female goats have horns -- wow!) Ah ha ha ha ah ha ha
ha ha
SheÕs heavy metal, she always throws horns Ah ha ha ha ah ha ha
ha ah ha ha Lee drained her blood, as a goat sheÕs reborn Ah ha ha ha ah ha ha
ha ha
Goats have it made, no more rules, just volition No Òblueberry
wafflesÓ from that Doctor bitch Also, no thumbs placed in opposition Just a sec . . .
there seems to be a hitch
I canÕt wield the Magic Seal Hooves are my Achilles heel Goathood isnÕt so ideal And Virginia Lee dealt me a real raw deal (hey!) Kay
Gilbert |
Spiderman Theme Paul
Francis Webster & Robert "Bob" Harris Goatygal, Goatygal, Does whatever she damn well shall, Runs around, shouting loud Headbutts wall, oh so proud
Is she sane? Listen, bud Her mindÕs stored within almost-blood. Can she chew through tin cans? Where the hell is my pan?
In the heart of the wood At the scene of boo-boos She attempts to look good As she chews up the clues! Goatygal, Goatygal Deadly, funloving Goatygal Sense and plans She ignores SanityÕs such a bore To her, lifeÕs something thatÕs fun to smash, So if you hear a big crashÉ Run from the Goatygal! Katrika November 16, 2011 |
Eventually, UNITY combines with Dr. Lee. The life-long reserve, caution, and indecision of Dr. Lee combines potently with UNITYÕs impulsivenessÉ
I Will Survive Freddie Perrin & Dino Fekaris At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking IÕd make a mistake, so I could not decide But now I have black nanite goo
coursing through every part of me ItÕs Unity --- and now I suddenly feel free So, hot damn! Life was a sham I hesitated, but now, IÕll be a battÕring
ram No longer shy and scared, nerd-girl Virginia Lee ItÕs the new me The woman I was meant to be Oh, hot damn!
I overthought, was overwrought Now I canÕt think about a thing but Superballs
IÕve bought Give me a sammich and a slushy
and IÕm happy as a clam YouÕll wanna
be like me and she, once you see how secure I am I say, hot damn! From lamb to ram IÕm Ginny Lee with Unity inside, and you can call me
ÒMaÕamÓ Watch that robot army fall ÔCause IÕll destroy them, one and all ThatÕs who I am I say, hot damn! Oh, hot damn! Kay Gilbert December 30, 2011 |
Baba OÕReilly (ÒTeenage WastelandÓ) The Who Had to scrub my dol, CouldnÕt choose at all! Through my life, IÕm always hesitating! Now IÕve been possessed! Never second-guessed! Thought turns into action, without waiting! Now I say, ÒHot damnÓ É Two-in-one, I am! I feel both intellect and meanness! I donÕt feel alarm É Bandage on my arm, Shows how Unity got intravenous! I.V. É Went into me, And not a turkey baster! Now I just canÕt wait! I wonÕt hesitate! All my opponents will be wasted! I will teach them fear With this utensil here! Soon all those turkeys will get basted! (TheyÕre all
basted!) eddurd December 30, 2011 |
Take
Me Out To The Ball Game Jack
Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer This traditional dol game Happened when I was one! Put at a table with lots of things; What I choose, then my future life brings! But I asked my folks for a moment É (My Mom gave Dad all the blame!) For a one- É year- É old, itÕs too much! ItÕs the old dol game! eddurd December 29, 2011 |
OK, letÕs review our characters' motivations: Unity, Dr Lee, and the captive Anasigma advance scouts
OctopusÕs Garden The Beatles I want to be É a notary! IÕm a silly super-soldier, with a stamp! IÕll join the guys É who notarize, As a silly super-soldier, with a stamp! I will jump and shout with glee When ordered to É the Armory! Poor Dr. Lee É cannot get free From a silly super-soldier, with a stamp! Now why donÕt you É go rendezvous With the team that was supposed to be here first? I didnÕt meet É nor did I eat É With your team, so you had best assume the worst! Lost somewhere in Idaho É Now Ôscuse me, Doc É I gotta go! IÕm gonna be É a notary, And a silly super-soldier! ThatÕs me! eddurd
October 26, 2011 |
The Sound of Silence Simon & Garfunkel Rational Virginia Lee DoesnÕt fall for ÒprophecyÓ But she could show them, if theyÕre willing, How Unity could be fulfilling The requirement, ÒBe one with beast and birdÓ Just say the word, SheÕll fit the dream to Unity SheÕll use her rationality! ItÕs done with logic and precision, Not mumbo-jumbo mysticism! Her creation É she will soon exsanguinate, AinÕt that great? SheÕll do it now É with SCIENCE! She doesnÕt know why she was sent, But now sheÕs in her element! And her plan she is disclosing As triumphantly sheÕs posing! And to finish, she lets out an evil laugh And a half! Just listen É thatÕs the sound É of SCIENCE. eddurd November 9, 2011 |
A Holly Jolly Christmas Johnny Marks Have the naughty hottie hit me! IÕm afraid that IÕve been bad! Jones, my dear, please spank my rear, And crank it up a tad! Have the naughty hottie hit me, And get out the whips and chains! ItÕs so fine when we combine The pleasures with the pains! Oh, oh, from head to toe, TigerlilyÕs mean! ItÕs neat to kiss her feet! As you wish, my queen! Have the naughty hottie hit me As I grovel on the floor É Swat my bottie, IÕm so naughty! Hottie,
hit me! Once more! eddurd December 20, 2011 |
Time to fight encroaching
Robot Army of mad Tigerlilly Jones !
Paint It Black The Rolling Stones ThereÕs Tigerlily Jones, I knew
that sheÕd be back! SheÕs there upon her throne; her Power, it is Black! Amid the ice and snow, up in the frozen north, SheÕs built a robot army, ready to spring forth! How groovy, Dr. Jones is beautiful and black! Her wind-up robots are preparing to attack! When she unleashes all her spring-powÕred
funkitude, Notary public monks are well and truly screwed! She tells her flunky, ÒLittle man, youÕll get a smack É My power is not ÔdarkÕ, itÕs pure and simple ÔblackÕ!Ó Beware the afro, and the platforms on her feet! Her troops go marching to a funky disco beat! DonÕt give her any flack! SheÕs ready to attack! WonÕt cut you any slack! Her power, it is black! mwa ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha
ha hot damn! mwa ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha
ha hot damn! mwa ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha
ha hot damn É eddurd October 28, 2011 |
Frosty the Snowman Walter ÒJackÓ Rollins & Steve Nelson Jones-y the Madgirl Told her army to prepare! SheÕs a disco queen With her flare-leg jeans And her afro-tastic hair! Notary Cheiftain Came and hollered, ÒNot so fast! I have funkitude! Now your pooch is screwed! It is showdown time, at last!Ó Is Tigerlily Just a silly Eighties poser fool? Or does her mighty pimpstick give Her the powÕr
of funk and cool? Jones and the Abbess Now will battle royale-ly! Can the One True Funk Turn the Ôbots to junk? WeÕll just have to wait and see! eddurd December 24, 2011 |
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Meta-Songs!
A PolicemanÕs Lot is Not a Happy One W. S. Gilbert & A. Sullivan Pirates of Penzance When a writer is in deep collaboration With an artist, as they make peculiar plans, ItÕs the writer whoÕs assailed by aggravation That he canÕt sell random scribbles to his fans! When an artist makes a doodle, he or she may Sell it simply without effort, without strife! You canÕt sell a writerÕs random notes on eBay É We lament the writerÕs lousy lot in life! Ah, poor JeffreyÕs world with misery is rife (oh so rife), He laments the writerÕs lousy lot in life! eddurd October 2, 2011 Jeffrey Channing Wells is the co-creator of Skin Horse. Visit his blog at Flight Recordings for more of his writings. |
ÒA Song Supposedly About Skin HorseÓ Bad Horse Chorus Jed Whedon & Joss Whedon Dr. HorribleÕs
Sing Along Blog Skin Horse, Skin Horse
Nat Budin January 2011 Shaenon
Garrity, the co-creator of Skin Horse was Webcomics Guest of Honor at Arisia
2011. Nat let himself be roped into co-leading the first Arisia Skin Horse
Sing-Along, despite never having read the comic. That experience
inspired this song. |
You, too, have just helped sing in a Skin Horse singalong! Thank you!
To read the comicÕs recent archives go to www.skin-horse.com
(for older archives, www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/skinhorse )
This storyline is named ÒOnce and FutureÓ.
Also,
check out the webpage of prolific filker, Ed Gedeon (eddurd), at www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes