We gratefully acknowledge inspiration from
David S.-D. and the snarXiv!

Hoc est ineptias.

Fault-tolerant quantum computing via a simple proof of P = NP

The fisherman caught a quantum fish. "Fisherman, please let me go", begged the fish, "and I will answer any question you may have". The fisherman looked at the fish and pointed at two paper titles. The fisherman explained: "to be set free, you must choose the real paper and avoid the one written by a generative pre-trained transformer." The fish scratched its head with its tail and looked at the papers.
Directions: Choose the real paper.