Within each set of ten clues, the answers to the right clues could be produced if you typed the answers to the left clues on a standard QWERTY keyboard, but you accidentally positioned one of your hands one position too far inward. For example, if you typed NOTE with your right hand misplaced, the T and E typed by the left hand would be correct, but the N and O would instead come out as B and I, producing the word BITE.

(This puzzle was inspired by one of the authors accidentally doing this and noticing the result was still a word. The other author types with two fingers and is subsequently immune.)

The intended clue answers are, in order:

The right clues are alphabetized and the left clues are not, suggesting that the order of the left clues is important. Here are the matched pairs in left-clue order, along with the hand that moves:

Finally, the image at the bottom of the page is roughly keyboard shaped, with a 0 in the left-hand position and a 1 in the right-hand position. Interpreting left-hand pairs as zeroes and right-hand pairs as ones, and reading the result in binary gives:

01110 = 14 = N
01001 = 9 = I
01111 = 15 = O
00010 = 2 = B
00101 = 5 = E

So the answer is NIOBE, who, like the Chemist, is known for crying.