54.

all the lawyer,” you think to yourself, then you realize that you have a mobile phone, and can call for help instead. You dial Chris’s number. “Hey Chris,” you say. “I need your help. I’m in somebody’s basement and they tied me up. Oh, and I need tweezers.”

“Do you know where you are?”

“Hmmm.” Noticing a skylight, you peer outside and see a familiar sign.

“Yeah, I can see the Necco sign.” Doing the calculations in your head, you estimate your position. “I’m about 100 yards to the south of the sign. I think that’s Montpelier Street.”

“I’ll be right there.”

While you wait, you need to figure out what to do next.

To snoop on your captor, go to 35.
To start pulling splinters out of your ass, go to 1.