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sing a pair of tweezers you always carry with you (thank you, Boy Scout training!), you carefully remove the splinters. Numb from the pain, you lean against the washer and dryer, and hear an awful rattle from inside. Reluctantly, you open the washer-dryer, and discover a small black device with numerous buttons on it. Each button has a word printed on it.

To press the green button marked “SFORZANDO,” go to 16.
To press the red button marked “FRINGE,” go to 66.
To press the yellow button marked “POTPOURRI,” go to 10.
To press the blue button marked “QUIXOTRY,” go to 6.