Dear Visitors!
Welcome to our wonderful Alma Mater, and welcome to the Russian
House - home of the most charming (we have 3 professors of charm), the most beautiful (just look at the
picture),
the most intelligent (highest GPA of all living groups on MIT campus), and, of course, the most modest (quite
obviously) people on the entire MIT campus.
Besides being excesively friendly and extremely welcoming, we are also
one of the most hungry groups on campus. The Russian house dinner system,
with our exquisite cuisine that will suit the most delicate gourmets,
will most certainly welcome you to the worlds of cooking, oobing, shopping,
as well as chewing, swallowing and simply enjoying the results.
Of course, "Russian" is not just the name of our establishment. Russian
is the language some of us speak and also "the lifestyle" many of us
practice or learn. "Oh my god" - you might be thinking - "That must mean
they are drinking vodka like crazy and plotting the assasinations of the
wealthy businessmen". Well... Not exactly. Regarding vodka, believe it or
not, it is far from being the most popular beverage in Russian House.
As for the assasinations - oh well, we all signed the non-disclosure
agreements, so you won't hear another word. No, in fact we are a bunch
of people, who like to socialize, sing all kinds
of songs and sometimes even perform in KBH-style shows. (Russian equivalent
of the improv comedy).
But, as you know, it is always better to see for yourself. So make sure to
visit us, and we assure you that once you enter that door
(located in house 1 of the New House), you will never leave. (Oh my god - we
promised not to talk about assasinations anymore...). Join us!
DOBRO POZHALOVAT'!
Your Rush@Russian chairs
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