Solution: Dialoguophobia (Phase 3 Object Puzzle)

Written by Kevin Wald

At showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the audience responds to the happenings on screen with commentary of their own. The dialogue presented consists of typical audience-participation responses to various monologues by the Narrator in the film. Solvers must insert the Narrator's lines into the supplied blanks. The full exchanges go as follows:


I would like,
You would, would you?
if I may,
You may not.
to take you
Take me! Take me!
on a strange journey
How strange was it? So strange, they made a movie about it.



Well, I say that life is an illusion.
There are those who say that life is an illusion,
Like your neck.
and that reality is simply a figment of the imagination.
Also like your neck.
If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe.
Unlike your neck.
However,
There's always a "however."
the sudden departure of their host and his
Neck?
creation
And his neck.
into the seclusion of his somber bridal suite
Where they were necking.
had left them feeling both apprehensive
And neckless.
and uneasy,
And neckless.
a feeling which grew
Unlike your neck.
as the other guests departed
With their necks.
and they
And their necks.
were shown to their separate rooms.
Same room, different filter, cheap movie.


And crawling
Where?
on the planet's face,
What did you have for breakfast?
some insects
Why is your phone bill so high?
called the human race,
Where's your neck?
lost in time
And what's your favorite TV show?
and lost in space
And what does this movie lack?
and meaning.

The insertion of the Narrator's lines assigns letters to the numbers from 1 to 129; when inserted into the appropriate places in the number arrangement below all the dialogues, they yield the following message:

IN SWEET SONG NOTE POSITIONS (FROM START) OF SEE, MY, JUST, DOWN & LAST YOU BEFORE SWEET GUY. LOOK THERE IN FILM TITLE TO GET X. MAKE SOMETHING THAT WOULD HORRIFY A XPHOBE.
In the song "Sweet Transvestite" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the first appearences of "see," "my," "just," and "down" are as the 6th, 9th, 13th, and 17th words of the song, and the last appearence of "you" before "candyman" (SWEET GUY) is the 24th word of the song. The 6th, 9th, 13th, 17th and 24th letters of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" are C, H, O, C, and O. Thus, the required object for the Phase 3 ritual is "something that would horrify a chocophobe" (that is, something chocolate).