Heavenly Golf
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Moses, Jesus and some old guy are playing golf together. They come to a par three with a beautiful lake guarding the green.

Moses tees up and smacks one right into the middle of the lake. He raises his arms, parts the lake, finds his ball and hits it onto the green.

Jesus tees off next and hits his drive right into the lake also. He walks across the water, his ball floats up to the surface of the lake and he hits it onto the green.

Next up is the old geezer. He smacks his ball right towards the lake, but as it is going in, a fish jumps up and snags the ball just as a pelican swoops down and grabs the fish. As the pelican is flying over the green it is struck by a bolt of lightning, which causes it to drop the fish on the green where the ball rolls out of it's mouth and into the hole.

Jesus looks over at the old man and says "Bloody hell, Dad, can't you play golf like everybody else?!"
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