Little Johnny was walking down the hall and he heard his parents going at it and he hollered to his dad, "Dad! Dad! what are you doing?" His father replied, "I am playing cards."
Little Little Johnny asked, "Who is your partner?"
Dad said, "Why your mother." So the little boy went on.
A couple of days later, Little Johnny's father is walking down the hall and heard this racket going on in Little Johnny's room.
And he hollered in there, "Little Johnny what are you doing?"
Little Johnny replied, "I am playing cards."
His dad kinda froze said, "Ummm, who is your partner?"
Little Johnny replied, "With a hand this good you don't need a partner!!!!!!"