Another Computer Prayer

Our Emacs, who art in Cambridge,
Halowed be thy code.
Thine auto-save be not corrupted
Thine LISP be byte-compiled
On my Linux box, as it is on the Sparc at work[school].

Give us this source, our new Gnus[Rmail/VM/w3]
And allow us to C-u and C-t that which we have coded while drunk,
as we do not kveltch when others snag our .emacs.

And lead us not into vi,
And deliver us from Microsoft,
For thine is the one true MUA, NUA, Debugger and editor.

Amen.
Sweet RMS you have been SAVED!