Assorted Top Tens

Top 10 Courses Taken by Athletes at UVA

10. Investing Your Illegal Recruiting Money Wisely
9. Naming the Presidents Since Kennedy
8. Copying Off the Exam of the Student in Front of You
7. The First 30 Pages of "A Tale of Two Cities": Foundation of a Classic
6. Find Waldo
5. Pre-law Seminar: Age of Consent in the 50 States
4. Hydraulic Principles of the Keg
3. Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Pal
2. The College Classroom: A Simulation
1. The Wa-hoo: What is it?

Top 10 Christmas Movies shown at UVA

10. Stuffing Her Stockings
9. Hot Buttered Elves
8. Ninja Reindeer Killfest
7. The Nutcracker Swede
6. Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia
5. Frosty the Sexually Confused Snowman
4. Santa's Magic Lap
3. Crisco Kringle
2. Not-So-Tiny Tim
1. I'm Not Rudolph; That's Not My Nose

Top 10 Lines From the New Star Trek Movie

10. I am glad to see you and yes, that is a phaser in my pocket
9. Damn, forgot the bottle opener, again. Come here Spock!
8. Surprise! Those aren't dilithium crystals-they're Folgers crystals.
7. Hey, you don't apply the Vulcan nerve pinch there!
6. My God Jim, he's dead. You grab his wallet; I'll grab his phaser.
5. That is not the gesture for "live long and prosper."
4. Damn it Jim. I'm a doctor, not a good actor.
3. Oh yeah! Well, beam THIS up pal!
2. Don't let Kirk show you what he calls the "Captain's Log."
1. Captain! There's a horrible life form on your head! Oh sorry, it's just your hairpiece.

Top 10 Children's books not recommended by the national library association

10. How to Draw Betty & Veronica With Their Clothes Off
9. Cannibals: They Are What They Eat
8. The Big Dragon With Intestinal Distress
7. The Care Bear Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
6. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
5. Mike Tyson Whips the Hell Out of the Little People
4. Snow White and the 8th Dwarf, Horny
3. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
2. The Little Engine That Occasional Couldn't
1. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

Marion Barry's Top 10 Campaign Slogans

10. I'm Barry Barry sorry
9. I'm addicted. . . to public service
8. America's funniest home video
7. Just say yes
6. He's no Ted Kennedy
5. I don't know what a wa-hoo is either
4. He's ready to personally confiscate drugs
3. Let's put a little Columbia into the District of Columbia
2. He'll get hookers off the streets. . . and into the hotel rooms
1. Imagine the victory party