Created by - Janette Light at Williams College, MA.

32 Reasons why Cookie Dough is better than men


  • 1. It's enjoyable hard or soft.
  • 2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
  • 3. It doesn't mind if you take your anger out on it.
  • 4. You always want to swallow.
  • 5. It won't complain if you share it with friends.
  • 6. It's "quick and convenient".
  • 7. You can enjoy it more than once.
  • 8. It comes already protectively wrapped.
  • 9. You can make it as large as you want.
  • 10. If you don't finish it you can save it for later.
  • 11. It's easier to get the kind you want.
  • 12. You can comparison shop.
  • 13. It's easier to find in a grocery store.
  • 14. You can put it away when you've had enough.
  • 15. You know yours has never been eaten before.
  • 16. It won't complain if you chew on it.
  • 17. It comes chocolate flavored.
  • 18. You always know when to get rid of it.
  • 19. You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed.
  • 20. It's always ready to go.
  • 21. You won't get arrested if you eat it in public.
  • 22. You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.
  • 23. It won't wake you up because it's hard.
  • 24. You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.
  • 25. You can tell your friends how much you've eaten without sounding
  • like you're bragging.
  • 26. It won't take up room in your bed.
  • 27. It's easy to pick up.
  • 28. You never have unwanted cookie dough chasing you around.
  • 29. You know what the extra weight is from.
  • 30. It won't get jealous if you pick up another one.
  • 31. It never has an insecurity problem with its size.
  • 32. It is very pliable.