The Graduate Student Upgrade

Come on people: you are all missing the most obvious upgrade path to the most powerful and satisfying computer of all. The upgrade path goes:

And then you reach the pinnacle of modern computing facilities:

Yes, you just sit back and do all of your computing through lowly graduate students. Imagine the advantages:

So forget your Babbage Engines and abacuses (abaci?) and PowerBooks and DEK 666-3D's and all that other silicon garbage. The wave of the future is in wetware, so invest in graduate students today! You'll never go back!