The Twelve Bugs of Christmas

For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- See if they can do it again.

For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Ask them how they did it and
- See if they can do it again.

For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Try to reproduce it
- Ask them how they did it and
- See if they can do it again.

For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Run with the debugger
- Try to reproduce it
- Ask them how they did it and
- See if they can do it again.

For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Ask for a dump
- Run with the debugger
- Try to reproduce it
- Ask them how they did it and
- See if they can do it again.

For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Reinstall the software
- Ask for a dump
- Run with the debugger
- Try to reproduce it
- Ask them how they did it and
- See if they can do it again.

For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Say they need an upgrade
- Reinstall the software
- Ask for a dump
- Run with the debugger
- Try to reproduce it
- Ask them how they did it and
- See if they can do it again.

For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Find a way around it
- Say they need an upgrade
- Reinstall the software
- Ask for a dump
- Run with the debugger
- Try to reproduce it
- Ask them how they did it and
- See if they can do it again.

For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Blame it on the hardware
- Find a way around it
- Say they need an upgrade
- Reinstall the software
- Ask for a dump
- Run with the debugger
- Try to reproduce it
- Ask them how they did it and
- See if they can do it again.

For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Change the documentation
- Blame it on the hardware
- Find a way around it
- Say they need an upgrade
- Reinstall the software
- Ask for a dump
- Run with the debugger
- Try to reproduce it
- Ask them how they did it and
- See if they can do it again.

For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Say it's not supported
- Change the documentation
- Blame it on the hardware
- Find a way around it
- Say they need an upgrade
- Reinstall the software
- Ask for a dump
- Run with the debugger
- Try to reproduce it
- Ask them how they did it and
- See if they can do it again.

For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Tell them it's a feature
- Say it's not supported
- Change the documentation
- Blame it on the hardware
- Find a way around it
- Say they need an upgrade
- Reinstall the software
- Ask for a dump
- Run with the debugger
- Try to reproduce it
- Ask them how they did it and
- See if they can do it again.