Top 10 Reasons for Becoming an Aerospace Engineer:

10. Life isn't challenging enough

9. I wanted to learn the greek alphabet without joining a fraternity

8. I wanted to spend some money on a college degree without the hassle of finding a job

7. So I can tell my friends what those buttons on their calculators do

6. Coed classes are distracting

5. So I can impress my fast food co-workers with my vast knowledge

4. Sleep deprivation is a hobby

3. (or pi) I love to hear people say "Wow" when I tell them my major

2. So I can say, "Yeah, as a matter of fact I AM a rocket scientist!"

1. I want to be able to tell the other airline passengers why they are going to die.