Also known as "Put on a Happy Face!"

Do you feel that emoticons are out of control?
Here's a sample of some smileys:
The basic smileys
:-)  	The standard smiley
:`-( 	The crying smiley
:~-(  	The bawling smiley
%-(	The confused smiley
%-)	The happily perplexed smiley
:-0	Uh-oh!
8-0	Oh my god!
:-|	Who cares?
Some caricatures
=):-)	Uncle Sam
:-)B	Dolly Parton
:-.)	Madonna
:/7)	Cyrano de Bergerac
   )	Cheshire Cat
 o-)	Cyclops
=:o]	Bill Clinton
B-|	Batman
=*0	Felix the Cat
Specialized Smileys
/:-)	With a beret
d:-)	With a baseball hat
<:-)	I'm a dunce....
{:-)	Hair parted down the middle 
	(known as the buffy syndrome)
}:-)	With toupee in an updraft 
(-)	Needs a haircut (the English sheepdog syndrome)
`:-)	One eyebrow raised
%-\	Hungover
%*@:-(	So hungover my head hurts...
X-(	Just died
Rude Smileys
:b	Sticking tongue out 
	(didn't your mother talk to you about this?)
:-q	Trying to touch your nose with your tongue
(:-D	Gossip / blabbermouth
:-(O)	Yelling
:-@	Cursing
Kissing Smileys
:-x	Kiss, kiss
:-X	A big sloppy wet one
:-<>	Kissy faces
:*	Kisses
:X	What? Me talk?


For a longer list of smileys, see Yale's page; or see the superset list of smileys.