From: "C:WINSOCKKA9QSPOOLMAIL" Newsgroups: alt.censorship Subject: Re: Pornography declared safe. Official!! Date: Mon, 07 Aug 1995 22:12:37 GMT Organization: None Lines: 48 Message-ID: <479522485wnr@wmnccl.demon.co.uk> References: <4012ng$ioa@news.wco.com> Reply-To: dave@wmnccl.demon.co.uk ====================================================================== E A T L E A D, A R C H B I S H O P !!!!!!! ======================================================================= In article: <4012ng$ioa@news.wco.com> rayner garner writes: > > I have just read a report from the Kingston (Ontario) Sexual Behaviour > Clinic, entitled "The Effects on Custom Officers of Reviewing Pornography." > by W.L.Marshall and S.M.Hodkinson. Two Queen's University Professors > commissioned by Canada Customs .........which............. claims that > there no serious personality changes or examples of sexual dysfunction > in officers who spend their workdays with "questionable" material. In this connection I am irresistably reminded of a British TV prog which may not have reached you overseas, called "Spitting Image", in which various public figures are sent up in the form of latex puppets. One week's show had this... Cast: (1) the archbishop of canterbury (2) Mary Whitehouse [a pro-censorship campaigner] (3) fluffy white cat ARCHBISHOP: "Tell me, Mary, all this horrible porn you see; do you think it's made you a worse person seeing it." MARY: "No I don't think so. In fact I know it hasn't. In fact, don't ask such damnfool questions you asshole......" [produces an Uzi submachinegun from under her coat] "....EAT LEAD, ARCHBISHOP!!!" DAGGA-DAGGA-DAGGA-DAGGA-DAGGA-DAGA-DAG [shoots archbishop, then shoots cat] Makes-yer think, duznit. -- Dave Bird, dave@wmnccl____speaking for myself only________________________H "there's no government like 'no government', > I like 'no government at all'; _________________________________O P everything about it as appealing..." P Ask the Bosnians: they've got three!