PeanutS!!
Well, one day I received a package in the mail. I don't remember what the
package was (that's not the important part) but it was well packed with these
cute little green styrofoam peanuts! These peanuts were great...they were
fresh, new, green, squishy, and really good at electrical isolation (not that
I tested this property myself....). Anyway, my room started to become
cluttered so I needed to get rid of the peanuts. Believe me, I'd like to have
given them a good little home but I couldn't find anyone that would take a
couple hundred peanuts. So, I committed an act of goobicide and threw them one
by one into the trash can, telling them "good bye". At this point, Whitney
walked in and saw me doing this and instantly assumed that I was
completely
insane. Oh well.
Who knows what those peanuts were made of...they could have been composed of
Julius Ceaser's last breath, or perhaps molecules of life from Mars, or even
alien doo-doo from the commuters on the Hale-Bopp comet. Y'see, something
as simple as green styrofoam peanuts could be composed of anything, or can go
on to become molecules integrated in the next Christ! Cool, huh? So the
next time you're about to throw away some peanuts, think twice!