PeanutS!! Well, one day I received a package in the mail. I don't remember what the package was (that's not the important part) but it was well packed with these cute little green styrofoam peanuts! These peanuts were great...they were fresh, new, green, squishy, and really good at electrical isolation (not that I tested this property myself....). Anyway, my room started to become cluttered so I needed to get rid of the peanuts. Believe me, I'd like to have given them a good little home but I couldn't find anyone that would take a couple hundred peanuts. So, I committed an act of goobicide and threw them one by one into the trash can, telling them "good bye". At this point, Whitney walked in and saw me doing this and instantly assumed that I was completely insane. Oh well.

Who knows what those peanuts were made of...they could have been composed of Julius Ceaser's last breath, or perhaps molecules of life from Mars, or even alien doo-doo from the commuters on the Hale-Bopp comet. Y'see, something as simple as green styrofoam peanuts could be composed of anything, or can go on to become molecules integrated in the next Christ! Cool, huh? So the next time you're about to throw away some peanuts, think twice!