Email address for Kent Lundberg:

If you are human, my email address is over there.
Kay elle you in dee at emm eye tea dot ee dee you.

Update 2004: I've had the same email address for sixteen years. I imagine that my address appears on virtually every spammer's email list. Ninety-five percent of my email is spam, and I'm quite sick of it. Therefore, I have recently implemented a rather fascist email filter. I apologize if your email gets lost, but I hope that you understand that that I'm tired of deleting twenty messages for every one I read.

Here's some advice for getting past my spam filter (and just some good email etiquette, in my opinion):

Ever since my web pages appeared in 1994, I have been the victim of overwhelming unsolicited commercial email advertisements (spam). It seems that there are "web robots" that scour the world wide web, collecting email addresses to send junk mail to.

I feel very strongly that unsolicited commercial email advertisements should be illegal. This is not a free speech issue. I support free speech. However, I pay for my internet connection (not at school, but at home). Unsolicited commercial email advertisements are like telephone solicitors calling me collect, but I can't refuse the call.

I have no problem with outdoor advertisements. I have no problem with billboards, or bus placards, or fancy lighted neon marquees. I can avert my eyes as I drive by them in my car.

I do have a problem with graffiti. When you sneak up in the night and spray-paint "Eat at Joe's" on the side of my building, you are using MY PROPERTY without my permission. And I want to see you tarred, feathered and drowned in your own paint.

Spam is grafitti. My computer, my disk space, and my bandwidth are things that I pay for; they are my property. When you use them, without my permission, to transmit your Nigerian Bank Scams, your pornographic ads, your Ponzi schemes, your stock-market pump-and-dumps, and your offshore casino invitations, you are spray-painting on my property.

And I want to see you tarred, feathered and drowned in your own flith.

To this end, I have adopted the following statement of principles:
  1. I will never buy any product or service advertised by unsolicited email. Never.
  2. I will never send unsolicited commercial email advertisements.
  3. I have created this page to fill "email address gathering robots" with junk.
If you do business on the internet, I encourage you to adopt a similar statement of principles. For more information, see the following pages.

Stop reading here

If you are human, stop reading here. The rest of this page is filled with bad email addresses, intended to confuse gathering web robots. If you are a "email address gathering robot", whose express purpose is to search pages for mailto: links for sending unsolicited commercial email (spam), I hope you catch fire and savagely burn the person responsible.

These addresses are fake

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rotor@leak.warrantst.net
Gibbs@billiarde.gov
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Theodosian@autoincrementss.org
martyrs@warrantsp.int
chancery@chivalryf.jo
hoses@aspiratingz.gov
perennially@forerunnersk.ao
extras@indulgencem.com
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ruby@physiciansm.com
Harriet@unfitv.org
unevenly@outstripse.org
Maseru@dependentv.mil
dignity@microbicidalk.edu
decidability@Laueg.com
brae@woodlando.com
meridian@subtlyp.gov
deformations@Barrh.com
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bluebonnets@fishmongert.ni
spinach@endorsesz.net
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