Vulgar Jaikus


For mature audiences only.

  1. "The Sneeze"
  2. Blow your mucus wad
    And tremble in ecstasy:
       Allergy orgasm.
    

  3. "Self-mutilation"
  4.    I punctured my flesh,
    Let harden the oozing juice,
        Made a scab jewel.
    

  5. "Desert Meltdown"
  6.     Plastic penises
    Erect in the desert sun --
       A dildo meltdown!
    

  7. "Adolescent Fantasy"
  8.  "I like your tits, babe" --
    A clumsy line, but she bites.
     Yes!  He shoots, he scores!
    

  9. "Jaiku 1E"
  10. Exploding rectum:
    Shit flying everywhere --
       Very funny, Rich.
    

  11. "Another Friggin' Haiku"
  12.     Vaginal tissues,
       Digitally excited,
    Cause moans in the night.
    


Copyright 1994 Jack Holt