Vulgar Jaikus

For mature audiences only.

  1. "The Sneeze" 

    2. Blow your mucus wad
And tremble in ecstasy:
   Allergy orgasm.

  2. "Self-mutilation" 

    3.    I punctured my flesh,
Let harden the oozing juice,
    Made a scab jewel.

  3. "Desert Meltdown" 

    4.     Plastic penises
Erect in the desert sun --
   A dildo meltdown!

  4. "Adolescent Fantasy" 

    5.  "I like your tits, babe" --
A clumsy line, but she bites.
 Yes!  He shoots, he scores!

  5. "Jaiku 1E" 

    6. Exploding rectum:
Shit flying everywhere --
   Very funny, Rich.

  6. "Another Friggin' Haiku" 

    7.     Vaginal tissues,
   Digitally excited,
Cause moans in the night.

Copyright 1994 Jack Holt