Random Neuronal Discharges

  1. "Mail-order Rabbis" 

    2.     Mail-order rabbis:
Hard to tell the difference
'tween "trendy" and "chic".

  2. "Carved in Bone" 

    3. Digging in my pants
Find the place I left my keys
    Stay, I need a light.

  3. "Results of a Desert Bike Ride" 

    4. After exercise,
Lick my skin and taste the salt,
     Sweeter than sugar.

  4. "The Pentagon's Post-Cold War Plans" 

    5. Missile targeting:
    The little cypress tree that's
    Growing in your pants.

  5. "Stucco" 

    6. Puddles on the wall,
Bizarrely fashionable --
Paint clots are en vogue.

  6. "Haiku About Spam" 

    7. Haiku about Spam:
Art form desecrated by
Greasy pork products.

Copyright 1994, 1995 Jack Holt