Wednesday (January 26) 11am-1pm
How many people will ever read your masters thesis? PhD thesis? Find out with the new (patent pending) Citation Count Plummet!
Each participant will drop 4 sheets of paper down the Stata stairwell; the number of floors each descends has been shown to correlate to the number of people who will ever read that work.
Bonus points will be awarded for bringing sheets of paper to the event signed by the appropriate party: yourself (#1), your advisor (#2), your thesis committee (#3), a future employer (#4). Clever forgeries will be accepted.
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