The Trainer
The twelve Fuzhou Fighters,
each with their own unique styles,
have been sparring against their opponents since dawn.
But training is tough—what’s going to be their
condition at the end of the day?
Your opponent will not
want to be pulled into
the mud. Use this to
your advantage.
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The key to this style is
to show confidence.
Wake up early and
strut around.
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Use the “Cymbal Clap”
to stun your opponent.
Then throw feces at
their head.
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Hop around like a
maniac. Careful—the
“Five Points Nose
Twitch” is not to be
used lightly.
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Be patient. Assume the
“Stance of Ploughing
the Fields”. They will
come to you, and you
will be ready.
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Lower that head.
Charge in. It’s that
simple.
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Beware. If faced with
“Sugar Cube Style”, use
caution. Those sugar
cubes may taste great
but you have to stand
firm.
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Your opponent thinks
you to be imaginary.
What heresy! Roast
him.
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Hide out. Strike fast.
Eat garbage if
necessary.
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Stalk your opponent.
Then strike like the
predator that you are.
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Remember the words
of Master Yi. Who is a
good boy? You are a
good boy.
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This style is one of the
hardest to master.
Why? You are
forbidden to use your
legs. Belly crawl over
there and start biting
some ankles.
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