by John McLaren
Answer: OOPS
Problem: Holi Town/​Pi Day Town

Solvers are presented with thirteen sets of mangled clues—clues that have been transformed in some way—which solvers need to untransform, answer and then transform the answer the same way.

Doing so results in each clue being answered with a five-letter “word.” The key that the flavortext is hiding (“Cuernavaca, Nunavut or Scandinavia,” “point the way”) is that these are all navigation way points or fixes—locations that pilots use to fly from place to place around the US.

Team should either use the official FAA data source (which is slow and painful) or one of the many search/mapping engines for these. Mapping out the path between fixes within each group draws a capital letter which surrounds an airport.

Sorting the airports by their IATA code—where the airports are alphabetic from A–M (“ . . .originate at Hartsfield-Jackson.” - ATL, BHM, COS etc.) provides teams with the instruction to ASK US FOR FLIER.

The full breakdown of each clue and fix in airport order is as follows:

OrderClueUntransformed ClueAnswer → Fix (Transformation)AirportLetter
1FPLAYEDFDRFDENNISFONFERFANDFDRFERICFONFHOUSEPlayed Dr. Dennis on ER and Dr. Eric on HouseOMAR → FOMAR (Add F to start.)ATLA
2SQUAREBETWEENCENTRALHARVARDUNIONANDKENDALLSquare between Central, Harvard, Union, and KendallINMAN → INMAN (No change.)ATLA
3FROPPOSITEFROFFRNOOpposite of noYES → FRYES (Add FR to start.)ATLA
4SMPSNSCHRCTRWHSRVDHSFMSSTMDHMSSimpsons character who served his famous steamed hamsSKINNER → SKNNR (Delete vowels.)ATLA
5FATSEWASSEWEIRDSEALSSETAKESEONSETHISSESONGSE“Fat” was Weird Al’s take on this songBAD → BADSE (Add SE to end.)ATLA
6HAVEFAITHINORAFINANCIALINSTITUTIONHave faith in or a financial institutionTRUST → TRUST (No change.)BHMS
7ILJGADCHBGRACTERANEGWIGGEOFZEVGSIliad character and wife of ZeusHERA → HESGA (Shift third letter -1, add G after third.)BHMS
8IMABELIEVERADLATTRAITOCLARKVILLERECORDIGGROUP“I’m a Believer” and “Last Train to Clarksville” recording groupMONKEES → MOKEE (Delete all N and S.)BHMS
9UINITIALSUUOFUUBLIZZARDUUENTERTAINMENTSUULARGESTUUMMORPGUInitials of Blizzard Entertainment’s largest MMORPGWOW → UWOWU (Surround word with U.)BHMS
10ANDDREWLLOOYDWEBBBERSMUSSICALSCHHOOLOFAndrew Lloyd Webber’s musical School ofROCK → ROCCK (Duplicate third letter.)COSK
11LACKOFSUCCSSDFCNCYORNONATTANMNTLack of success, deficiency, or non-attainmentFAILURE → FALUR (Delete I and E.)COSK
12CRUEFFESTMONTHPEREFUOTCruellest month per EliotAPRIL → APRUF (Change I to U and L to F.)COSK
13AABARROFFSANDDCORALLORRSIMILARRMATERIALLLYINGGBENEATHHTHEESURFACEEOFFWATERRA bar of sand, coral, or similar material, lying beneath the surface of waterREEF → REEFF (Duplicate last letter.)COSK
14UNITYDSTATYSNAVYSFIYSTWWIIMYDALOFHONOYYYCIPIYNTYDWAYDUnited States Navy’s first WWII Medal of Honor recipient EdwardOHARE → OHAYY (Change R and E to Y.)COSK
15ICEAGECONTINENTALDRIFTSETHANVOICEACTORIce Age: Continental Drift’s Ethan voice actorDRAKE → DRAKE (No change.)COSK
16VALVASOFTWARASGAMADISTRIBUTIONPLATFORMValve Software’s game distribution platformSTEAM → STAAM (Change E to A)DENU
17RUEGNACOTRINTHEPRNICESSBRDIERugen actor in the Princess BrideGUEST → GUSET (Swap third and fourth letters.)DENU
18ONEHUNGREDOFTHEGEMAKGONEBRIGISHPOUGDSTEGLINGOne hundred of these make one British pound sterlingPENCE → PENGE (Fourth letter G)DENU
19TTIMEEPPERIODDTTHATTIISSAASSUBDIVISIONNOOFFAANNEEPOCHHTime period that is a subdivision of an epochAGE → AAGEE (Duplicate first and last letters.)DENU
20ONEIPONIPAIPGEARWHEELIPOne on a gearwheelCOG → COGIP (Add IP to end.)ERIS
21THEONLYSPEAKINGONEOFTHESEVENDUFFSThe only speaking one of the Seven DuffsSURLY → SURLY (No change.)ERIS
22FIRSTNAMAOFTHAMOUNTIAFROMTHAROCKYANDBUWINKASHOWFirst name of the mountie from The Rocky and Bullwinkle ShowDUDLEY → DUDAY (Delete L. Change E to A.)ERIS
23ANIJEOSIRENLARITITUCTERICHARAOMIFRIA94I19SONIBESLMIFIJean Reno’s titular character from a 1994 Besson filmLEON → ONILE (Add I to end, move second half to front.)ERIS
24ASHOPPINGAAPPAFOUNDEDABYALAURENAFARLEIGHShopping app founded by Lauren FarleighDOTE → ADOTE (Add A to start.)FLLF
25LATINFEMININENOMINATIVEPLURALOFNEWLatin feminine nominative plural of “new”NOVAE → NOVAE (No change.)FLLF
26AATHINNSTRAPPUSEDDTOOTETHERRINNFALCONRYYUSUALLYYMADEEOFFLEATHERRA thin strap used to tether in falconry, usually made of leatherJESS → JESSS (Duplicate last letter.)FLLF
27EAMEZARTHURANDYUZUFNEEDTOZYNCHRONIZETHEZEEames, Arthur, and Yusuf need to synchronize these.KICKS → KICKZ (Change S to Z)FLLF
28XHEXECHNOLOGYJORMERLYONOWNESESDICThe technology formerly known as ASDICSONAR → WONAR (Shift first letter +4.)FLLF
29STABLEBUYFRUMWINTERFELLWHUSEREALNAMEISEITHERWYLISURWALDERStableboy from Winterfell whose real name is either Wylis or WalderHODOR → HUDUR (Change O to U)GSPO
30REPEATEDWORDINSONGTITLEONMORRISSEYSKILLUNCLERepeated word in song title on Morrissey’s Kill UncleFOUND → FOUND (No change.)GSPO
31KEYNEEDEDTOTYPEOCTOTHORPEASTERISKORCARETKey needed to type octothorpe, asterisk, or caret.SHIFT → SHIFT (No change.)GSPO
32ZAACHARYOFACHAUCKANADTAANGLEDZachary of Chuck and TangledLEVI → LEAVI (Insert A after second.)GSPO
33LONGESSERVINPARTNEOSCULLLongest serving partner of ScullyMULDER → MULDE (Delete last letter.)GSPO
34BRITISHCODEBREAKERBILLWHODISCOVEREDTHEDOUBLEDELTAATTACKBritish codebreaker Bill who discovered the Double Delta attackTUTTE → TUTTE (No change.)HOUR
35EEOVRWHELMOOSHCKORKKMAEAAUNBLETOAARECTOverwhelm, shock, or make unable to reactSTUN → UUSTN (Double third letter, move to front.)HOUR
36NICKNAMEOFGANGZTERBENJAMINZIEGELNickname of gangster Benjamin SiegelBUGSY → BUGZY (Change S to Z)HOUR
37AUXXORPIXXNDELLOORBRXXHEROFMAXXOAuthor Pirandello or brother of MarioLUIGI → LUXXI (Replace third and fourth letters with X.)HOUR
38WITUCOUUTRYCREUDENCECLEURWATERREVUVALSSECUNDALBUMWith Country, Creedence Clearwater Revival’s second albumBAYOU → BAYUU (Fourth letter U)HOUR
39GAMSRVSWVTHPARALLLLVNSSANFRANCVSCOANDSPDBOATPARADVSVNSTALLMNTSGame series with Parallel Lines, San Francisco, and Speedboat Paradise installmentsDRIVER → DRVVR (Change I to V, delete all E)INDF
40RAIIWAYLINNORALBBMSEGGENTRailway line or album segmentTRACK → TRAAK (Change fourth letter to third.)INDF
41TDRCLTHNGCMPNYFNDDBYHRVYGRSSOutdoor clothing company founded by Harvey GrossPENFIELD → PNFLD (Delete all vowels)INDF
42AIDANSCHANACTENINGAMEOFTHNONESAidan’s character in Game of ThronesPETYR → PETYN (Change R to N)INDF
43NMEOTEYLLOWLNDONUDERGROUNDLNEName of the yellow London Underground lineCIRCLE → CRCLE (Delete second letter.)INDF
44CARBEANISLDWHOCAPALISKINTONCaribbean island whose capital is KingstonJAMAICA → JAMCA (Delete fourth and fifth letter.)JFKL
45SECONDLSTLETTERINTHENTOPHONETICLPHBETSecond last letter in the NATO phonetic alphabetYANKEE → YNKEE (Delete A)JFKL
46OLDERBROTHEROFPOPELEOXKNOWNASTHEUNFORTUNATEOlder brother of Pope Leo X known as the UnfortunatePIERO → PIERO (No change.)JFKL
47SWORUXOUXDAGGEUXHANDLUXSword or dagger handleHILT → HILUX (Replace last letter with UX.)KICI
48STTANDARDMTONETARYUTNITOTFPTAPUANTEWGTUINEAStandard monetary unit of Papua New GuineaKINA → KTINA (Add T after first letter.)KICI
49HREHTOMHNIHHCNERFMother, in FrenchMERE → HEREM (Reverse word, add H to start)LASE
50REMOVECLOTHINGUSUALLYTOMUSICRemove clothing, usually to musicSTRIP → STRIP (No change.)LASE
51AVIATONINCHARGNONTHNPLANENEXPRESNSPACESHINAviator in charge of the Planet Express spaceshipLEELA → LEELN (Replace last letter with N)LASE
52ITALIANANCHITECTNENZOPIANOSFAMOUSLONDONWONKItalian architect Renzo Piano’s famous London workSHARD → SHAND (Change R to N)LASE
53TOYYSTORYSSCENTRALLHUMANNCHARACTERRToy Story’s central human characterANDY → ANDYY (Double last letter.)LASE
54PARRKERRWHOCOCRREATEDSOUTHPARRKParker who co-created South ParkTREY → TRREY (Double any R)LASE
55PLTINUMGODENPEOXIDEORHOEYPEHAPSPlatinum, golden, peroxide, or honey perhapsBLONDE → BLNDE (Delete third letter.)LASE
56POKEDEXNMBERTWENTYFVEPokédex number twenty fivePIKACHU → PKACH (Delete I and U)MDWR
57GREATESLINTERNATIONALSCAVENGELHUNLTHLWORLLHALEVELSEELFOUNDELCOLLINLGreatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen founder CollinsMISHA → MISHL (Last letter L)MDWR
58SOOWHATTANDDGETTTHEEPARTYYSTARTEDDPERFORMINGGARTISTT“So What” and “Get the Party Started” performing artistPINK → PINKK (Double last letter.)MDWR
59ANYONEOFLHEFLALSURFACESCULINLOAGEMAny one of the flat surfaces cut into a gemFACET → FACEL (Change T to L)MDWR
60FIRSTMASSPRODUCEDHYBRIDVEHICLEFirst mass-produced hybrid vehiclePRIUS → PRIUS (No change.)MDWR

Teams who sent in the phrase ASK US FOR FLIER would have someone from Hunt HQ come throw a paper plane at them.

Unfolding the plane reveals ten more mangled clues, each clue appearing after a set of coordinates surrounded by emoji stars. Solving these clues return ten valid fixes, one each near an airport as clued by the coordinate. The breakdown is as follows.

OrderClueTransformed ClueAnswer → Fix (Transformation)AirportSTARLetter
1OTITLEOOFOTHEOMICHAELOHEIZEROARTWORKOSTARTEDOINO1972Title of the Michael Heizer artwork started in 1972CITY → OCITY (Add O to start.)PDXOCITY TWOC
2TWINETOWNEOFESAINTOMEREANDEVLISSINGENETwin town of Saint-Omer and VlissingenDEAL → DEALE (Add E to end.)DCADEALE THREEA
3FIRTSINLEFROBONJOVSSECNDGRETESTHITALBMFirst single from Bon Jovi’s second greatest hits albumALWAYS → ALWYS (Remove fourth letter.)SFOALWYS TWOL
4FRSTWORDOFTHFRSTRCORDLABLFOUNDDBYPRNCFirst word of the first record label founded by PrincePAISLEY → PASLY (Remove I and E.)BNAPASLY FOURL
5ANDREWSSISTERSMISTERFIVEBYFIVEHASFIFTEENOFTHESEAndrews Sisters’ “Mister Five by Five” has fifteen of theseCHINS → CHINS (No change.)SEACHINS THREEI
6DWANONMWYMWRNURYAWDTWYNORFWRNEDTWINGWONPIW1W7NDeacon, May, Mercury, and Taylor formed this group in 1970QUEEN → QWENN (Second letter W. Fourth letter N.)SLCQWENN FIVEN
7PAIROFNILSCORESINTENNISPair of nil scores in tennisLOVES → LOVES (No change.)ISPLOVES TWOO
8MOVIECONTAININGANINFAMOUSPOTTERYWHEELSCENEMovie containing an infamous pottery wheel sceneGHOST → GHOST (No change.)OKCGHOST THREEO
9BARRITONEROLLEOFTHEETRIIOINTURRANDOTBaritone role of the trio in TurandotPING → PINNG (Duplicate third letter.)PHXPINNG ONEP
10PORATEFOAGSMOINFOATUREWOTHCOOSSBONESPirate flag’s main feature with crossbonesSKULL → SOULL (Second letter O)IAHSOULL ONES

Given some searching about these ten fixes, and the abundance of stars on the page should help teams discover that these are all fixes that give their name to Standard Terminal Arrival Routes—or STARs.

STARs are the default pathways that aircraft will use to arrive at various airports. Each fix will usually indicate that they are a STAR pathway, but it is always in relation to the airport. The airports are specifically given by the coordinates listed above each clue.

Using the FAA Terminal Procedures and Terminal Diagrams search engine, solvers should look up each airport and locate the given fix as a STAR for each one. STARs are always listed as a fix name and a revision number—the revision number only ever increases when the route is updated. Using the associated number with each fix as an index into the fix reveals the final phrase CALL IN OOPS.

Answer is OOPS.