Aargh! My boss today is going like he’s possessed and running amok!!
Oh crap. Just dropped a stack of plates. I am such a clumsy person!
@highhopes LOL you make me chuckle and snort
@tartlover Wanna link up in some online networks & make some new virtual connections?
@Punk’d You and everyone else here make me feel like an ancient lizard.
A bit of info I just read (probably false): every minute the Russian government reads 4 million American tweets
@CIA_killed_JFK Putin says he is our ally but he fundamentally wants to destroy us.
@CIA_killed_JFK Some of us intuitively grasp the meaning of these actions.
I’m wasted at this menial dead-end gig!
Here’s an idea that everyone’s spreading on the internet http://www.lolcats.com
@Communitarianism4kids I feel your pain. You lack self esteem and want to be a really rich man. Daidle deedle daidle
@nobodyknowsme Luv U – ur a dweeb & a weirdo.
@nobodyknowsme Stop using jargony gibberish that reduces empathetic insight into clichés
@quickcure Not everybody can be an automaton like you
@newtswar All my Twitter friends are weirdly awesome and wonderful
Today’s self-evident fact: you live every day of your life. What idiot wrote that cliché anyway?
@ahumbleidea Stop wasting my time. I will drop you from Facebook and my tweets