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In Christmas Town, Santa shows you an impressive list of publications. “These titles are just a small fraction of the output of this deserving polymath,” he says.
  • Frost, Jack. “An Inquiry Into the Number of Pelagic Excursions by Albino Columbiformes Leading to Periods of Repose in Arenaceous Regions.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 6, vol. 11, no. 2 (1963).
  • ———. “Observed Lingual Fractures Among Orators: A 10K Study.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 19, vol. 20, no. 1 (1963).
  • ———. “An Oneirological Interpretation of Dumas Père’s Swordsmen Concerning Their Amorous Statistics.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 4, vol. 1, no. 10 (1964).
  • ———. “Early East Germanic Tribesmen and Their Culpability in the Disabling of Water Distribution Machinery.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 1, vol. 8, no. 20 (1965).
  • ———. “A Survey of Financiers’ Relations and Their Quest for the Ideal: Presumptions of Receiving Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrh.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 3, vol. 6, no. 1 (1965).
  • ———. “Celestial Hexoctahedral Carbon and its Influence on Monomanual Oscillatory Terpsichorean Activity.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 11, vol. 4, no. 1 (1965).
  • ———. “Universal Natal Homing Among Militant Herds of Rangifer tarandus.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 5, vol. 4, no. 11 (1965).
  • ———. “Extreme Low Ocular Pressure and its Effect on the Homeless and their Propensity to Barter.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 2, vol. 8, no. 9 (1965).
  • ———. “Designing a Wearable Cardiac Infarction Device Powered by Liquid Long-chain Hydrocarbon Fuel .” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 2, vol. 3, no. 6 (1965).
  • ———. “On Physicians Who Withhold Diagnoses from Asthenic Alcoholics.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 5, vol. 19, no. 21 (1965).
  • ———. “The French Monarchy and Its Relation to the Disposal of Malfunctioning Communications Equipment.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 11, vol. 12, no. 13 (1965).
  • ———. “Palpebral Combustion by Fumacious Vampiric Trainmasters.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 39, vol. 5, no. 11 (1966).
  • ———. “Observations on Inuit-inspired Ecstatic Saltation by Maritime Construction Workers.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 13, vol. 9, no. 10 (1970).
  • ———. “On the Incidence of Insomnia Among Royalty in the Mongol Empire.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 4, vol. 6, no. 16 (1971).
  • ———. “A Longitudinal Study of the Effects of Airborne Carbon Particulates on Ballistics, Both Pre- And Post-Interment.” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 1, vol. 11, no. 13 (1973).
  • ———. “Results of a Cross-Generational Observation of Noncorporeal Professionals: From Archimedes to Mary Magdalene (presumed).” Journal of Nobel Prizeworthy Research ser. 6, vol. 5, no. 13 (1975).