Are you obsessed with the approximate population of Red Deer, Alberta? What about Chatham-Kent, Ontario? Or Delta, British Columbia? Want to put your skills to the test? Then you should think about joining the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ club!

Do you know which hand is supposed to hold the doll, and which one holds the pins? Are you properly maintaining your gris-gris? You might have the knowledge, but how are you at the execution? Beginners and high priestesses alike are welcome to come to our meetings and sharpen their skills in _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!

Love oxtail stew? Ropa vieja? Jerk flank steak? We’ve got all that and more. Bring your long shorts and your appetite when you come to check out the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ club!

Some people prefer clay as a medium, others prefer grass. Not as many people go for Pledge, Guardsman, or even just good old mineral oil. Are you tired of hitting balls on the same old courts? Pack your racquet and get ready to lacquer as you try out for the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!

Sure, everybody knows Brutus and Cassius. Macbeth and Claudius too. But let’s not forget about the First and Second Murderer, not to mention the First, Second and third Conspirators. We honor them all in the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _’ _ _ _ _ _!

Well, what do you know? You also like to glide around places, saying things like “I’ll be!” and “How interesting!” Are we being sincere or ironic? Only way to know for sure is to slide on over to the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ club!

Who cares about winning? We say, the best part of any argument is the part where you give up and concede that the other side is right! Think you’ve got what it takes to be the best yielder? Then come try out for the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!

You might just call it “rain,” but we think it deserves more respect for what it really is. If you agree that the world is a bit too blasé about the wonders of precipitation, you should become a member of the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ club!