Near the Silph Co. building, a fast-talking salesperson approaches you and hands you a pamphlet describing their new product line.
How can you defeat The Advertiser?
Products
                   

Being hassled by customers constantly trying to pay by credit card? Install (5 5)™ and never accept cards again!

         

Feeling tired on the court? Try (6 4)™ and absorb caffeine through your hands while you play!

                     

HTML5 is the wave of the future. Blast your obsolete games to bits with the new (5 6)™!

               

The new (7)™ is sweeping the globe. Oppa Gangnam style!

                 
All-new (5-2 5)™ for all the vitamins and electrolytes every gamer craves. Now in mushroom!
Technique
                   

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