People slaving away generating power
Pledging your eternal soul to the thing that literally controls the weather
Interactions with Starfleet
Human hybrid offspring
Need for a brash copilot
Apologizing for emissions and racism
Beings everywhere coming together to offer what little they have
Potato based religion popularity
Decision to protect the twelve colonies
Crises of faith
Offering the galaxy’s most influential civil rights leader a chance to live
Word of your attempts spreading across the galaxy
Consuming their proteins
Examples of what Headism can offer the world
Energy swords used
Sex with froopy creatures
Attempts to weasel out of it
Xenophile cultures encountered
Pressure to donate your genitals
Ability to pay for a synthetic heart
Misperception of approval from the giant head
Arrogant scientist pricks inventing energy sources
Realization that the old gods are dead
Discussion of humanity’s obsession with penises
Dropping to your knees
Microverses
Going out onto the sidewalk
Food needed
Mounting suspicion of your only companion
Ability for a talking chair to know who is lying
Using your last drop of fuel
Story arcs following the hero’s journey
Red Xs marked on foreheads
Telepathic parasites
Flashbacks
Dangerous criminals that look exactly like us
Ithorians revering nature
Freezing time
Zany wacky characters
Desire to remember everything
Embedded memories
Murder of beloved friends
Number of Popplers eaten
Groups of Morlocks
Ability to fix the house before your parents get home
Memory storage units viewed
Portals to Asgard
Bombing yourself back into the Stone Age
Pluto’s status as a planet
Distraction and henpecking
Manipulation through sex and advanced technology
Ability to throw an awesome party
Laser guns given to monkeys
Ability to focus entirely on war
Ability of rich corporations to keep mining
Morphizer use
Usefulness of Replicants
Insistence that Pluto is a planet
Number of people controlled by entity
Size of holes in the plot
Size of body parts
Female domination of society
Size of Pluto
Fractal dust ingested
Reliance on birthing machines
Attempts to get back to normal
Scientific-sounding gibberish
Ability to alter details
Agents ordered to attack
Need for an antidote
Helpers roped into this
Interdimensional pathways
Difficulty of fulfilling your purpose
Brazenness of selfie requests
Perceived importance of getting a selfie
Shedding the blood of your brothers
Genetic changes caused by serum
Gagh palatability
Ability to leave the brain analyzer
Dead Secret Service agents
Number of Force-sensitive children
Experiencing fabricated origin stories
Length of existence
Viruses uploaded to brain analyzer
Hostages taken
Sympathy for the Na’vi
Exotic DNA included in the serum