The puzzle has three components:
Based on the title and flavortext, the solver should recognize that this is a room escape related puzzle. Upon reading through the paragraphs, two things should become apparent. First, that each paragraph is alluding to a specific media property. And second, that the paragraphs are out of order. The solver may start identifying some of the allusions, but will notice that none fit into the blanks at the bottom.
The key to those blanks is that every section of the room escape walkthrough refers not only to a media property, but to a specific room within it, that is always explicitly named. So, in the example of Harry Potter, that’s the Room of Requirement. The door symbols stand in for the word “room” in each ID. This is additionally clued by the Rumi (ie Roomy) quote in the flavortext.
As the solver starts to fill in room identifications, they may notice that they’ve been listed in alphabetical order (the 4 that begin with the door symbol could be a tip-off). Given that the narrative’s order has been scrambled, the next step is to find the correct order for all rooms.
There are a number of clues throughout as to ordering. One path to putting the rooms in order would be as follows:
There are additional clues in the text, including use of items and allusions to how much time is left. Here is a full list:
|Paragraph Number||Ordering clues|
|1||left previous room through floor. Pick up the LASER GUN.|
|2||timer starts, so must be room 1. Pick up the COAL. End soaking wet.|
|3||3rd TOWEL use, 40 minutes with towel = 2/3 of the way through the escape = 8 rooms with the towel|
|4||Start soaking wet—so immediately after 1st room. Pick up TOWEL.|
|5||Five after “tame muscle-stiffening lasers” (room 5). Exit through ceiling.|
|6||clearly ending. use RAT (gained 9 locations ago).|
|7||Legs are sore and you can walk again (after shooting yourself with the laser gun). Second TOWEL use|
|8||Pick up RAT (used in final location). Use COAL (picked up 2 locations ago)|
|9||Starts with the elevator “ding” and door sliding open. There isn’t enough time to get back to the start—so it’s over halfway through.|
|10||First physically comfortable room|
|11||Enter through floor. There haven’t been human actors in the last 4 rooms.|
|12||Second empty space in a row. Use LASER GUN. Just over half of the time has elapsed. Leave through an elevator.|
Extracting letters from the blanks is a clear matter of taking the red blank in each ID. Ordering by the sequence in the escape will give the string BOOTBITTHESE. The solver can then place these words in the analogy at the bottom of the page to get BOOT : BIT :: THESE : ? (Boot is to bit, as these are to ?). “These” are ROOMS, so applying the transformation of turning a double O into an I transforms ROOMS into RIMS, which is the answer to the puzzle.
Table of all IDs, Room names, and order:
|Literary Property||Room||Extracted Letter||Paragraph Number|
|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory||Chocolate Room||O||4|
|Hamilton||Room where it happens||T||10|
|Ender’s Game||Battle Room||B||1|
|Harry Potter||Room of Requirement||I||7|
|No sex (in the champagne room)||Champagne room||H||3|
|The West Wing||Situation Room||S||11|
|Twin Peaks||Red Room||E||6|