Solution to Toad's List

by Chris Luhrs

Each ad clues a fictional object or place. The first number in the reply-to address gives the enumeration for the name of the object. Indexing into the name by the second number spells out MALE OWNER OF 4 PRIVET DRIVE. Thus, the answer is VERNON DURSLEY. The clued objects are:

1. (M)irari
2. Orb of (A)ldur
3. Cal(l)andor
4. Gl(e)ipnir
5. Am(o)racchius
6. (W)interfell
7. Sti(n)g
8. Al(e)thiometer
9. Castle (R)oogna
10. Book of Th(o)th
11. Goblet of (F)ire
12. HK-(4)7
13. (P)ern
14. Sword of Shanna(r)a
15. R(i)ngworld
16. A(v)alon
17. Scon(e) of Stone
18. Ba(t)tle School
19. SSV Norman(d)y
20. Naxx(r)amas
21. Arrak(i)s
22. (V)orpal Sword
23. Gold(e)n Fleece