You have located Ernie's escape pod in the Reverse Dimension, a region of space where things can go any which way. Sadly, Ernie is nowhere to be found, but in his pod you find a pair of stowaways: The Lonely and Conflicted Man with a Nonetheless Bright Personality, and His Medical Intern. They bring aboard your ship a strange blue box, where they are engaged in conversation.
||"Doctor! The TARDIS says we have landed in Zyzzlvaria, in the year 3009! Can that be right?"
|"Wellll...this is brilliant! Martha, Zyzzlvaria is filled with wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff, so we can use the TARDIS to meet all my previous incarnations and their Companions!"|
|"Oh, that never goes horribly wrong, does it?"|
|"It's simple, really. We just have to defeat half the army of Zyzzlvarian Royal Blackguards on a run through this space, then make a single-step phase shift in the TARDIS and defeat the other half! Allons-y!"|
|"Here we go again..."|