Son of the Realm of Unspeakable Chaos

In an unprecedented move, the literary heirs of the Realm's greatest mystery author have allowed the last page of one of his works ("Tulola-Gobu") to be reprinted. Said a spokesbeing, "This will show your world that we're not just a bunch of flag-wavers. Though we do like them, of course."

Blag-se: Eureka! Gry trido Dullo-ge "Suldi pazo..." lony rusema fi, plagyrzu fi "pazo-sulda, erythrokytos". Plagyzu fi "suldi pazosto"; rusema fi lony trido fi "-sto". Omy wymu lokula fa suldi pazosto-udyru ot. Nea haimatologia (kumora-gobu), py gobu-typos-raba-fogu fu, sulde sardine at.

Podolag-paidogogos: Ky wurm stir suldi pazosto-udyru ot! Na pazosto do "molden py naste rabare", py na pazosto zo "magare blyg prasu ut", py wum Nasta-se "bleg py naste py molden tawa-parature", py wum Sulda-se "molden py mage amelare", py wum Maga-syntagmatarches "magy py dryl py blyg py moldyn zudure", py wum Moldan-ge "mage py drel rabare". Py wymu Dullo-ge (wy dulo fo -- hy-hy-hy) "nastare drel tawa-fogu at". Nea tawa-fogu Polyphemos; nea Dullo-ge tulola-mythologia at? (Nea fi Trekkie at py nea fi tulola-"Buffy, Lokula-Lamia" at, omy nea fi tulola-phantasia at.)

Moldan-ge: Nea fi tulola-amod-mythologia at. Nera-fi tulola-paratu-Minos at; trido fi "Na Minotauros tumu!". Ky nea fi tulola-tawa-fogu at. Trido fi, "Na kyklops ot zopa-amod, py na di zopa-tasod". Nea fi dikhromatikos; mylop di py zi wundi tos, ky mylipo fi wundi om...O! Nea fi zopa-wudo-moldan-sulda; fire, nea moldan py sulda wudo ot! Omy wymu lokula moldin pazosto otóna lokula Maga-syntagmatarches wy Podolag-paidagogos wy Sulda-se wy Nasta-se!

Sulda-se: Tumu-paratu. Wurm stir moldin pazosto-udyru ot. Gry trido Dullo-ge "suldi", trido fi "suldi"; trirdo fi "suldi py wudo ot wy wundi om wy wundi tos"!

Nasta-se: Wum Sulda-se py Podolag-paidagogos moldin-amod panzosti-udyru om, wum Maga-syntagmatarches moldin-sarod pazosto ot, py na pazosto do... moldin-panod? moldin-ramod? moldin-tasod-tasod? Omy na lokula Sulda-se wy Podolag-paidagogos.

Podolag-paidagogos: Wurm stir suldi pazosto ot, wy moldin pazosto ot! Trido di py Sulda-se fi! Omy plagyrzu Dullo-ge "suldi pazosto", wy "moldin pazosto"!

Blag-se: Hmm...Trido zi, "Nea fi Trekkie at"...

Sulda-se: "Trekkie"?

Maga-syntagmatarches: Na Trekkie at (wy Trekker at) tulola-"Batugu-Woda" at. Nea fi programma-phantasia at; "Batugu-Woda"re, figoleda Kirk-trierarches, py tronwi-woda fo, galaksia.

Podolag-paidogogos: Py "Batugu-Woda"re, gry wymu trowo-woda ot (astronautes at?) suldi pazosto ot, rusema fi. Nea fi "pazosto-sulda" ot, py nea galaksia lokula-pazosto-sulda at. Gry wymu zi suldi pazosto ot, wymu zi tawa-paratu at...O!

Blag-se: Mylop zi? Wum Nasta-se tawa-paratu, omy na fi lokula! [Tipor Blag-se Nasta-se.]

Podolag-paidogogos: Eloia! Blag-se, na analysis zo "danu-prasyl py raba"!