Oh, spare me the histrionics and get a clue!
ZEF. JUVGR in the QERFFVAT EBBZ with the FPUAVGMRATEHORA.
WYVMLZZVY WSBT on the YVVMAVW with the WPHUV.
RNXX XHFWQJY in the GTZITNW with the HWTXX-IWJXXJW.
KWTWVMT UCABIZL in the LQVQVO ZWWU with the KZWAA-LZMAAMZ.
PU. JUHHQ in the DXGLWRULXP with the JXLWDU.
YAXONBBXA YUDV in the MJH AXXV with the LRPJANCCN.
RWX. UJFHTHP in the GJIWTTR with the GTRG.