YOU DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' CUE CARDS!
by Tony Delgado
Solution: LAUREN HOLLY
The clue answers can be paired with the first names of the body doubles to form names from the original fifteen series of Garbage Pail Kid cards released in the U.S. Every GPK card has a double, another card using the same artwork with a different name. Below are the matched-up answers, their doubles, and their number in the GPK series (some cards have more than the one number listed, but always the same alternate identity).
| Sickening Scene | Body Double | Garbage Pail Kid | Card | GPK Double |
| Bloody (Spike's epithet) | Mary J. Blige | Bloody Mary | 298 | Donna Donor |
| Nasty (Janet Jackson single) | Nick Lachey | Nasty Nick | 001 | Evil Eddie |
| Scary (Like a Wayans Brothers "Movie") | Carrie Fisher | Scary Carrie | 025 | Creepy Carol |
| Martian (Language containing the word "grok") | Marcia Cross | Martian Marcia | 283 | Alien Alan |
| Can't (Isn't able to) | Clark Gable | Clark Can't | 172 | Nat Nerd |
| Croakin' (Singin' like Kermit) | Colin Firth | Croakin' Colin | 109 | Toady Terry |
| Angry (Like Ellison's candy) | Annie Liebowitz | Angry Annie | 489 | Irate Ira |
| Mad (Comparable to a March hare or a wet hen) | Donna D'Errico | Mad Donna | 050 | Nutty Nicole |
| Muggin' (Takin' wallets at gunpoint) | Megan Mulally | Muggin' Megan | 042 | Patty Putty |
| Distortin' (Warpin') | Morton Downey, Jr. | Distortin' Morton | 157 | Larry Lips |
| Mauled (Horribly maimed, as by a wild animal) | Paul Revere | Mauled Paul | 015 | Ailin' Al |
| Knittin' (Furrowin', as a brow) | Brittany Murphy | Knittin' Brittany | 327 | Needled Nina |
| Bark (Checkers' sound) | Mark McGwire | Mark Bark | 074 | Kennel Kenny |
| Sewer (Where alligators supposedly live) | Sue Johanson | Sewer Sue | 079 | Michelle Muck |
| Splat (Sound of flattening an insect) | Jack Abramoff | Jack Splat | 439 | Abstract Art |
| Phoney (Cousin of Fone and Smiley) | Joni Mitchell | Phoney Joni | 448 | Touch Toni |
| Berserk (Mode induced by idbeholds) | Kirk Cameron | Berserk Kirk | 116 | Eerie Eric |
| Garbage Pail (Bucket of trash: 2 wds.) | Kitty Carlisle | Garbage Pail Kitty | 480 | Robby Rubbish |
| Smokestack (Tallest structure in Kennecott, Utah) | Zach Braff | Smokestack Zach | 477 | Ingrid Inc. |
| Busted (Raided for drugs, perhaps) | Bob Dole | Busted Bob | 006 | Art Apart |
| Meltin' (Liquefyin) | Milton Berle | Meltin' Milton | 177 | Lazy Louie |
The GPK doubles all have alliterative names. The initial letters from these names spell out DECANTINPLANKMATERIAL. "Decantin'" is a clue for "Pourin'" and "Plank Material" is a clue for "Wood." Those two answers pair up uniquely in the GPK list to " Pourin' Lauren" and "Holly Wood." This clues actress LAUREN HOLLY.