by Greg Brume


Each quote has had some letters altered. Changed letters are in bold. The letters that have been replaced almost spell a new word.

Jack Youngblood: "The joy of winning is not as dramatic as the losses were, because I expected us to win." (APOTHER)

Ronald Reagan as George Gipp: "Win one for the Gipper." (SACH)

Oscar Wilde: "One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards." (VIRTORY)

Bum Phillips: "Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. " (OSER)

Erwin Rommel: "Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning." (TOE)

William S. Burroughs: "You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal." (NOMANS)

Paul Brown: "The key to winning is poise under stress." (ANS)

Jean-Claude Killy: "Winning tastes good." (WL)

Jesse Helms: "The big secret to winning elections is to get more votes than your opponent." (ARA)

Elgin Baylor: "Coaching is easy. Winning is the hard part." (UNBONE)

The words form a quote by Pyrrhus with one letter changed in each word: "Another such victory over the Romans and we are undone." The replaced letters spell Parsons Lab.