NEGATIVE AD CAMPAIGN

by Sean Trowbridge

Solution: REGISTERED TRADEMARK

The warning labels lead to the following companies' negative slogans, clued by length but otherwise in no particular order:

SUBWAYEAT FRESHVOMIT RANCID
FROSTED FLAKESTHEY'RE GRRREATWE'RE LLLOUSY
DOCKERSNICE PANTSMEAN SHIRT
7 ELEVENOH THANK HEAVENOH THANK HELL
AVISWE TRY HARDERWE FAIL EASIER
SOUTHWESTWANNA GET AWAYWANNA LOSE HOME
CAMPBELL'S SOUPMMM MMM GOODYUCK YUCK EVIL
LUCKY CHARMSTHEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUSWE'RE ORDINARILY BLAND
PORKTHE OTHER WHITE MEATTHE OTHER BLACK VEGETABLE
EGGSTHE INCREDIBLE EDIBLE EGGTHE INCREDIBLE POISONOUS SPERM
ALLSTATEYOU'RE IN GOOD HANDSYOU'RE IN EVIL CLUTCHES
BEEFIT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNERIT'S WHAT'S ANTI BREAKFAST
STATE FARMLIKE A GOOD NEIGHBORLIKE A NAUGHTY ALIEN
WHEATIESTHE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONSTHE DINNER OF LOSERS
MILLER LITETASTES GREATLESS FILLING TASTES AWFUL MORE FILLING
KIXKID TESTED MOTHER APPROVEDPARENT ASSUMED DAUGHTER DENIED
MAXWELL HOUSEGOOD TO THE LAST DROPNASTY TO THE MAIDEN SNATCH
GREYHOUNDLEAVE THE DRIVING TO USSEIZE THE DRIVING FROM THEM
VISAEVERYWHERE YOU WANT TO BENOWHERE I WANT TO BE
MCDONALDSYOU DESERVE A BREAK TODAYI DESERVE A FIX TOMORROW
DOUBLEMINT GUMDOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE DOUBLE YOUR FUNHALVE MY PLEASURE DOUBLE MY BOREDOM
SURERAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE SURESLASH MY BOSS IF YOU'RE UNCERTAIN
LIFECALLI'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UPYOU'VE STIFFENED AND I CAN GET DOWN
M&M'SMELTS IN YOUR MOUTH NOT IN YOUR HANDCONGEALS IN MY ANUS AND IN YOUR HAND

Once these negative slogans are identified, they can be assembled by matching up the hexagon pieces and slogans into an image of a REGISTERED TRADEMARK symbol.