Double dactyls from teams

When teams solved the first half of Counterintelligence, they had to compose a hunt-themed double dactyl. Here's some of the ones we received.

EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBERS:

Myst'ry Hunt, Schmyst'ry Hunt,
Random Hall Bureaucrats:
Verses from spywriters
All self-destruct
We've lined your office with
Trinitrotoluene
Boom baby, boom baby,
Everyone's fucked.

MANIC SAGES:

Mwa-ha-ha Bwa-ha-ha,
Damian Sinister
Has a cruel plan to take
Over the world.
Secret society
Will never rest til his
Monomaniacal
Plot is unpurled.

PROJECT ELECTRIC MAYHEM:

Mystery, history
Random Hall Headquarters
Started the puzzling at
Twelve-seventeen,
Calling on all of our
Counterintelligence;
Thwarting the plans for the
Weather machine.

SETEC ASTRONOMY:

Higgledy-Piggledy,
M.I.T. Mystery Hunt,
Thank God we don't have to
Write it this year.
Here's to concluding it
"Coming-in-second-ly",
Toasting the S.P.I.E.S. who have
Led us all here.

PTURNIPS:

Mystery-Shmistery,
Team-named-for-vegetable
knows that the Weather ma-
chine we will stop.
Solving the puzzles so
ever-unceasingly!
Do we sleep? Never! We
hunt 'til we drop!

ACRONYM:

Emmity bemmity,
ACRONYM says that its
Hunting mentality
Stresses the fun.
Two dozen amateur
Numismatologists
Vow they won't sleep 'til the
Puzzles are done.

CODEX DRESDEN:

Nuclear Spooklear,
Julius Rosenberg
spied for the Soviets
as did his wife.
Found in the fifties with
counterintelligence,
he took our secrets, so
we took his life.

WERCREW:

Higglesky Pigglesky
Boris J. Badenov
Constantly badgered by
Moose and by squirrel.
With Pottsylvanian
Counterintelligence,
He and Natasha may
Conquer the world.

BIG JIMMY'S SECRET SEX FANTASY:

rockity, sockity,
sharpen my weapons for
hunting the rabbits is
what i do best;
cruising for bunnies and
hexasyllabically
bleeding out puzzles from
wounds in my chest.

THE GOD SQUAD:

tra la la tra la la
Doctor Hippocrates
tried to go mystery
hunting one day
cautioning patients from
humanitarian
charity he puzzled
them all away

IMMORAL ILLEGAL AND FATTENING:

Mystery, Huntery,
SETEC Astronomy
Ran a great hunt at the
Top of their game;
People from Random have
Semi-predictably
(Who could be sure of it?)
Just done the same.

(and another:)

Poetry, shmoetry,
IIF's dictator
Thought that the puzzle
On dactyls was great;
Shame that submitting these
Monday at four o'clock
Ante-meridiem's
*Hours* too late.