You find yourself outside of a large mosque as the afternoon call to prayer brings the faithful together. You're standing there wondering if you can hear the Iman addressing the crowds from out here, or if it might be possible to write down his words of wisdom instead, when you notice a familiar figure skulking away.
"Wally!" you shout, trying to catch the midget's attention.
"Shh!" he protests furtively,"Don't let anyone see me."
"Well, I was scoping out inside to see if there was any ivory inlay I could steal, but some busybody tried to have me arrested! It wasn't worth it anyway. All they had in there was a bunch of old books!"
|Number of things worse than being talked about||Chapter 1|
|Austin, PA / the number of trombones||Chapter 2|
|Most popular major at MIT + Formula by Clorox + Age Carl Sagan died||Chapter 3|
|Mosques remaining in Timbuktu + Original colonies - Wrath of Khan||Chapter 4|
|Unniloctium + Freezing of water in F + Specifies 13,053 Hanzi in Taiwan||Chapter 5|
|Dalmatians - 4 * This annual mystery hunt||Chapter 6|