Document 4.6: Morale Booster Songs

Snafu Fans

Let us put man and machine together
To find out which one is smarter
On Cost of goods, compare them both
Man got the market-driven managed growth

Believe me, our core competencies
Are partnerships that build on our expertise
And we hope, no review process sees
Accounting irregularities

That's right at Acme we're smarter
That's right at Acme we're smarter
That's right at Acme we're smarter
Acme is smarter than the SEC

Sloan weenie sit on the corner and cry
Acme leadership ask why
Says my cash flow is big doo-doo
Acme laugh he got revenue

Believe me, our core competencies
Are partnerships that build on our expertise
And we hope, no review process sees
Accounting irregularities

That's right at Acme we're smarter
That's right at Acme we're smarter
That's right at Acme we're smarter
Acme is smarter than the SEC

Ever since Acme Corp began
We been in bed with Alan Greenspan
We got global synergy
Give it up, for the 21st century

That's right at Acme we're smarter
That's right at Acme we're smarter
That's right at Acme we're smarter
Acme is smarter than the SEC

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