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(to "I Will Survive") At first we were afraid of commodities Kept running from accounting irregularities But we spent so many nights working with our expertise We found peace And watched our cash flow increase They're talking smack Those Sloan weenies We have increased shareholder value And we've leveraged synergies We've got a lot of revenue And strategic partnerships And when the markets close tomorrow We're ahead of the blue chips! Competitors, give them what for Allen Greenspan creams his pants when our traders take the floor And our price point just keeps rising as we go through managed growth We'll climax just in time, because that's our solemn oath. We're bona fide We will provide We've got process driven profits Global widgets on our side We've a strong consumer base And projections in your face And we'll provide We will provide Now we use our massive strength to work our value chain We get between the balance sheets and our powers never wane We value added to our stock When other leadership sucked cock We used our ass- Et management with lots of sass Analysis, cost benefit Second quarter earnings warning now that don't mean shit Fulfilling all our business models With hard core competencies When it comes to satisfaction We deliver and we please
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