Document 4.6: Morale Booster Songs

No Fkernel

(To "Don't Worry Be Happy")

The balance sheet may look like trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy

You may think we won't see a dime
But we'll get cash flow just-in-time
Don't worry, be happy

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Think of all our expertise
Not accounting irregularities
Don't worry, be happy

Our increased shareholder value
Comes from projections of revenue
Don't worry, be happy

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We know our core competencies
That's why we hire Sloan weenies
Don't worry, be happy

We've got global synergy
For the 21st Century
Don't worry, be happy

(chorus)

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