Document 4.6: Morale Booster Songs

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Chorus:

Oh Mr. Sloan weenie,
(doot-do doot-do doo-do)
Give us some market-driven synergy?
(do doot-doot, do doot-doot)
You're our cash flow prophet
(doot-do doot-do doo-do)
Tell us when we'll see some profit!

Under Alan Greenspan's leadership
We're seeing lots of green
ACME's growing as a blue chip
Like no one's ever seen.

A rosy economic forecast
Is what we wanna see
Though we don't know if we'll last
Through our accounting irregularities

[Chorus]

Our cost benefit analysis keeps us makin' good widgets,
Even if our balance sheets are off by a few digits,
The marketplace sees core competencies and we know the fact is:
TheintegratedsupplychainmanagementatACMECorp.
		(A Delaware Corporation)
				still remains the best practice!

[Chorus]

Won't you give me some synergy?
...for the 21st Century.

fin.

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