(1) Which of these authors wrote The Great Gatsby? Virginia Woolf Noam Chomsky F. Scott Fitzgerald William Shakespeare Jane Austen Gertrude Stein (2) Which of these languages is a computer language? Lardil Japanese Berber Chaha C++ Buli (3) Which of these presidents has a New York airport named after him? William Howard Taft Millard Filmore William McKinley Gerald Ford John F. Kennedy William Jefferson Clinton (4) Which of these bodies of water is renowned for its extreme saltiness? Lake Erie Walden Pond The Charles River Fresh Pond Reservoir The Dead Sea Alumni Pool (5) Which of these drinks is often bright red in color? Water White wine Sprite Sam Adams Winter Ale Apple juice Hi-C (6) What is the name of the band associated with Bruce Springsteen? The Animators The Pasties The Who The Bruces The E Street Band The Pretenders (7) Which employee of AcmeCorp has the username canaian? Jennifer Cunningham Matt Sakai Bridget Copley Lance Nathan C. Scott Ananian Jennie Hango (8) Which one of these lawyers is NOT fictional? Ally McBeal Bobby Donnell Lionel Hutz Perry Mason F. Lee Bailey Ben Matlock (9) Which word cannot currently be said on US network television? Darn Shoot Dang Fudge Drat F*** (10) Which of these surgeries is performed only on women? Triple bypass C-section Arthroplasty Rhinoplasty Vasectomy Lobotomy (11) Which of these is a term for the Vatican? The Holy Family The Holy Cow The Holy See The Holy Toledo The Holy Mary Mother of God Noam Chomsky (12) Which of these Tom Lehrer songs is about the joys of being a Boy Scout? 'Fight Fiercely, Harvard' 'Bright College Days' 'Poisoning Pigeons in the Park' 'We Will All Go Together' 'Be Prepared' 'The Masochism Tango' (13) Which 80s TV show frequently required welding large slabs of metal to the truck? Threes Company The A-Team Hill Street Blues Diffrent Strokes That Eighties Show 60 Minutes (14) Which of these constants is the speed of light in a vacuum? The golden mean The elementary charge 22 Avogadro's number c The Planck constant (15) Which of the following anime series spawned a movie titled 'Bloodlust'? Sailor Moon Vampire Hunter D Marmalade Boy This is Greenwood Cutey Honey Pokemon (16) Which of these nutrients is also known as beta carotene? Iron Carbohydrates Riboflavin Fiber Vitamin A Zinc (17) Which of the following women appeared on a U.S. dollar coin? Joan Baez Susan B. Anthony Phyllis Diller Carol Chomsky Sophia Loren Ella Fitzgerald (18) Which of the following films is a 'sexually explicit Mexican road movie'? The Three Amigos Manufacturing Consent The Matrix Bambi Y Tu Mama Tambien Citizen Kane (19) Which script was determined to be a written version of an ancient Greek dialect? Hiragana Egyptian hieroglyphics Mayan glyphs Cursive Linear B Times New Roman (20) Who of the following was one of the Golden Girls? Helen Hunt Dame Judi Dench Sarah Michelle Gellar Jane Seymour Noam Chomsky Bea Arthur (21) Who informed the world that 'groove is in the heart'? Paul Simon Janet Jackson Smashmouth Dee-Lite Eminem Tiffany (22) Which medication is claimed to improve the appearance and texture of skin, reducing fine lines? Aspirin Ritalin Viagra Zoloft Retin-A Zantac (23) Which term best describes the kind of employee you want to be? Worker bee Maverick Slacker Noam Chomsky Whistle-blower Freelancer (24) Which of the following is a message on NECCO Sweethearts Conversation hearts? Nice Try Way Be Mine Noam Cute Buns Not Even If You Were The Last Man On Earth (25) Which of the following is a USDA rating for egg quality? Grade A Kind of eggy Fresh Sulphurous Eggerrific! Eggo-go-go (26) Which of the following is a term for June 6th, 1944? Yesterday D Day Black Monday Pink Thursday The Day of Pigs Christmas (27) Who starred in the title role of the 1959 movie Gidget? Noam Chomsky Sandra Dee Kelly Clarkson Margaret Cho Tipper Gore Chris Morse (28) What do you put on hamburger because it's not chopped ham, it's chopped steak? Worcestershire sauce A1 Mint jelly Hellman's Mayonnaise Butter Nutella (29) Which of the following songs recorded by the Beatles was penned by Lennon and McCartney? 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps' 'Let It Be' 'Octopus's Garden' 'Blue Jay Way' 'Twist and Shout' 'Lend Me Your Comb' (30) What is a term used specifically for a low-budget picture of poor to middling quality? Clunker B Movie Dud Runt Rotten apple Indie film (31) Which of the following is a name used for McDonald's restaurants? Mary's Tosci's Kentaco Fried Chicken Booger King Mickey D's Urban Pain (32) Which of the following is a Radiohead album? Doggfather Kid A Fresh Horses No Strings Attached The Writing's on the Wall The Best of ABBA (33) Which of these personality types is prone to heart attacks? Neurotic Type A Paranoid-schitzoid Borderline ISTP Extroverted (34) Who is best known as the lead singer of Twisted Sister? Michael Jackson Dee Snider Noam Chomsky The Olson Twins Scary Spice Whoopi Goldberg (35) Who 'never ever learned to read or write so well'? Chuck Vest Johnny B. Goode Albert Einstein Rosalind Franklin Noam Chomsky Ursula Le Guin (36) Which of the following is generally considered a weapon of mass destruction? The A-bomb Bad breath Universal suffrage The Random Hall milk Geese Unresolved childhood anxiety