Aha! You Too Can Be Morpheus

v2.0 Jofish 15/1/03

• When the Aha Coordinator tells you, go to the appropriate room. Probably this will be 3-434 but may be 5-232 or 4-251. If you are on the schedule as being Morpheus for a two-hour time block, it is your responsibility to verify that we have access to that room and nobody else is in there -- and if, my god, we don't, then to make sure everybody who needs to know knows about it so we can come up with a replacement room.
• When you are in the room and ready, phone the Morpheus Coordinator and tell them.
• When the team enters, be ready with the red and blue pills. Give them the following speech, or something close to it: If you do not have it memorized, you may print it out and bring it with you. But it would be nice if you could put it in a leather folder or on a clipboard at least.
  • Hello. Sit down. I've been looking for you. I don't know if you're ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately, we have run out of time. Let me tell you why you are here. You have come because you know that this is not an ordinary hunt. What you know you can't explain but you feel it. You've felt it your whole life, felt that something is wrong with the hunt. You don't know what, but it's there like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. The Matrix is everywhere, it's all around us. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. After this, there is no going back. You take the blue pill. You go back to your headquarters and you solve whatever you think you can solve. You take the red pill and you stay in the running and you learn how deep the rabbit hole goes. You must choose.
• Allow them to take whichever pill they prefer.
• If they take the red pill, then hand them the information packet and say "You will need training. This will explain more."
• Thank them, and wish them luck.
• When they leave, call the Aha Coordinator and tell them that your room is now empty. If they took the blue pill, you MUST make sure to tell the Aha Coordinator, cos they are dumb and will have to go through it again.