The answer is WILLIAMS The corresponding square is TENNESSEE by Chris Morse Dressed to the Nines by Chris Morse Each one of these silly descriptions is of someone who has appeared on Mr. Blackwell's worst dressed list sometime since it started in 1960. They are not all women, and you'll even see Milton Berle on here because he also includes people who do really bad drag. Each of the descriptions features at least two of the key words from the summary of bad fashion that Mr. Blackwell wrote in awarding the honor to this person. This will help you identify which year the person won; some people like Madonna, Zsa-Zsa Gabor, and Barbra Streisand have been on the list many many times. Below are shown a letter, the summary statement, Mr. Blackwell's original quote and (year/ranking/name). The letter is the nth letter of the person's full name where n is their ranking that year. If you read all the letters in order, they spell: First listed surname in "double feature disaster." If you search through all the summaries online, you'll see that in 1978 Mr. Blackwell's list contained... 8. CINDY WILLIAMS and PENNY MARSHALL - Double-feature disaster! Therefore, the answer to this puzzle is WILLIAMS. F This angel eventually splits from the "Fall Guy" causing a major earthquake. "Enough splits in her dress for an earthquake." 1977/1/Farrah Fawcett-Majors I This author and Poseidon Adventure veteran used her hands to swim the others to safety against anything that ship had to offer. "She wears anything she can get her hands on and it shows." 1971/9/Shelley Winters R It is likely that Mr. Cugat spent some time up front in a rumbleseat with this tacky Love Boat regular. "A rumbleseat with a pushed-up front." 1976/4/Charo S Mallory just didn't get any Satisfaction and was painfully and unmericifully lambasted in the press. "A painfully stuffed sausage, unmercifully squashed in a tired old Esther Williams bathing suit!" 1987/3/Justine Bateman T This former bath house singer found a second career but kept the wind beneath her wings from becoming a hurricane. "Second-Hand Rose after a hurricane!" 1982/4/Bette Midler L I could have rounded her husbands to a perfect 10, but this plump actress got her husbands and Oscar to have the number 8. "Plunging neckline, deeper than should be legal; with plump bosoms, rounded hips, makes one think of the rebirth of the zeppelin." 1963/2/Elizabeth Taylor I If only the tornado had landed a house on this talentless sister just leaving behind her heels: where's Meg? "Tilly the tornado has arrived ! She's El Nino....in heels!" 1997/5/Jennifer Tilly S If you look at the cavalcade of sitcom starts, not since Patty Duke has an actress played twins like this friend. "Television's 'Friend' is Fashion's Foe. When it comes to couture, she's a cavalcade of fashion woe!" 1996/3/Lisa Kudrow T Many men wanted to be shipwrecked with this cruise director, but not even the tugboat could steer her from the coke. "A shipwrecked Tugboat Annie!" 1983/7/Lauren Tewes E Whether as Phyllis or shopping with the girls from the Facts of Life, this simple actress will always be Defarge to me. "Whether in sportswear or dresses she always seems to lack one simple accessory -- a thrift-mart shopping bag!" 1972/8/Cloris Leachman D This actress never mentally recovered from the theft of one husband by Cleopatra; however, without her, we simply wouldn't have had Leia. "If you're going to be a girl, go ahead and be one, but be one mentally. Debbie simply can't project the style she tries for in her clothes. They make her look silly." 1961/1/Debbie Reynolds S This sappy and overdone mormon has had many husbands (which is not very good), and hopefully the opportunities for her on daytime TV will dry up. "Overdone and overdressed; "The Good Ship Lollipop" in dry dock!" 1977/7/Marie Osmond U This first lady was never put out by the pants of the white house pets. "If pants are in, she will put them out!" 1973/5/Jacqueline Onassis R Was it fair that Mr. Addison eventually parted from this cover lady for Vanity Fair? "What can I say about The Vamp of Vanity Fair? Moore...is less. Period!" 1992/8/Demi Moore N With a nice 'Reynolds wrap' from her now enemy, you could help this Nurses' star overcome gravity in the worst way. "Gravity could be her worst enemy, and she dresses to prove it." 1979/3/Loni Anderson A Robin Wright has caused a fright and replaced this glitzy girl in Spicoli's life. "Mama Modonna has become a Neo Gothic fright - a glitzy gargoyle searching for a "Ray of Fashion Light"!" 1998/2/Madonna M Make room for this daughter whose hubby had halloween-like freaks on his show every day for 20 plus years. "Halloween every day!" 1970/9/Marlo Thomas E Blake Edwards never rejected this girl who supposedly did novel things under the cover of dark. "A rejected cover girl for a Charles Dickens novel." 1967/5/Julie Andrews I A lot of guys would be called clueless if they didn't pick this lady to save for their photo collection. "From the Batcave to pick and save...A collection of retro rubbish from toes to nose!" 1997/8/Alicia Silverstone On any given Sunday, any period of time with this ogre would make me click my heels together. "Chaos in high heels. Period!" 2001/9/Cameron Diaz N We can wonder if Anne's lack of talent and same gender drew her to this icon and bender of rules (whose movies are all bombs). "Ellen's talent may soar...but her gender bender- bombs...simply bore!" 1994/4/Ellen Degeneres D Isabella's mommy must have loaned her those pretty features, but oh brother, did she really deserve an Oscar for that train movie? "If she has a brother Joe, he must have loaned her the clothes." 1962/6/Ingrid Bergman O She was a perfect compliment to Fred Gwynne plus she didn't have to clean a window or fluff a couch in that house. "A gypsy who stole a wine red portierefrom a window and draped it over her body in combination with a Kelly green couch cover." 1960/3/Yvonne De Carlo U This hocker of wares was hit by a flood of orders because of her popularity plus her good looks made Step by Step a hit. "Looks like she was hit by a flash flood!" 1987/2/Suzanne Somers B Out of the Blue Lagoon, it would be a treat to play a trick on this Princeton girl. "Looks like a Halloween trick without the treat!" 1980/1/Brooke Shields L Well, maybe someday Texaco will drag out a brassiere or some old reruns before we rear and cry "Uncle!" "With padded brassiere and corseted rear, the her that appears really isn't!" 1966/10/Milton Berle E "The Chad" has had irreconsilable differences because he could not please nor show his love to this lady. "Please! Her peep-show style is becoming a bore -- she should change her name to DREW...BARES MORE!" 1995/3/Drew Barrymore F She must fancy music because of Andre and Frank, but she has to protect her 12-year-old adoptees. "Stretch pants on angel food with hot fudge frosting. She dresses like a 12-year-old and dates Frank Sinatra." 1965/4/ Mia Farrow E Count Rugen's lady could get a nice pin at a shop for Halloween. "A pin-up for Second-Hand Sadie's Thrift Shop!" 1988/8/Jamie Lee Curtis A This clerk marked down all the information about the stand-up philosopher, but did she serve leftovers when she was a babysitter on Malcolm in the Middle? "Wears all the leftovers from a marked-down garage sale!" 1986/4/Bea Arthur T This lady runs through the London fog to take her morning train. "A London roadrunner dressed for the fog!" 1981/10/Sheena Easton U I remember her dark hair and complexion before this fomer Laker girl began doing all her MTV dances. "This fashion gypsy dances in the light--and dresses in the dark." 1989/9/Paula Abdul R Now that she's around, Brad doesn't have the chance to snore but he gets to show up on Friends in fashion. "She's a fashion bore and a snore." 1999/8/Jennifer Aniston E This matronly chanetuse didn't choke on a chicken bone, nor a hotdog from Oscar Meyer neither. "Little Orphan Annie in gowns by Oscar Meyer." 1968/8/Mama Cass D In the aftermath of the 1980's, it looks like we can reflect and say, "She's So Unusual." "Looks like the aftermath of the San Francisco earthquake!" 1984/4/Cyndi Lauper I This veteran of Laugh-In hasn't yet given the finger to Hollywood, but she may soon be passed by her almost famous daughter. "A peeled grape on the end of a pipe cleaner! Has the fickle finger of fashion passed her by?" 1969/5/Goldie Hawn S Catholics had a nightmare when this singer tore up a picture of the Pope and started a new problem for SNL. "Nothing compares to the bald-headed banshee of MTV. A New Age nightmare" 1990/1/Sinead O'Connor A It is a tragedy that this playboy model (groan) is the least talented of the most powerful family of the MTV set. "In disasters that cause the world to groan, she's a tacky tragedy--from the Zombie Zone!" 1993/6/Latoya Jackson S I could be a little bit kind, but this Vineyard regular probably thinks this line is about her. "Little Orphan Annie meets Mr. Ed. A fright-wigged fiasco of the Carly kind" 1991/6/Carly Simon T Well, Clint need not reject any more women from his old Harem now that he has this former soap star. "A reject from the Shah's harem. Now she can remake Scheherazade! Hair by Spikey" 1985/8/Lisa Hartman E She's still trying to keep her career going after all these years, but Spin City gave her a lift as Paul's hot mom. "Still trying -- fashion could give her a lift" 1974/8/Raquel Welch R The pairing of this down-and-out singer with Derek Jeter was laughably wrong, but this doll has other problems now. "Her X-rated Baby Doll disasters are laughably low-rent. Who's her designer? Larry Flynt?" 2000/9/Mariah Carey