Note to chef: get generic ingredients unless the recipe is more specific.
Mix one regular kiwifruit with one sweet potato and one ugli fruit with one red pasilla pepper. Add one oyster mushroom, radicchio, and arugula to the kiwifruit-sweet potato product and the ugli fruit-red pasilla pepper product. Remove one small Bartlett pear, one small Criterion apple, and one cherimoya. Set result aside in a red bowl.
Add raw peanuts to 5000 almonds. Remove broccoli, and set result aside in a blue bowl.
Add one Savoy cabbage to two Chinese cabbages. Set result aside in a green bowl.
Add together contents of red and blue bowl, reduce the result with the contents of the green bowl, and enjoy your Vegetable Surprise!