Each woman can be assigned a verb (to be filled in the blanks) and a noun (from the list of stuff) that can be combined to form a relevant phrase that might be followed by the shtick, "I hardly know her!":
...a dirty fighter | S | UCK | her PUNCH | |
...an importer-exporter | C | O | NTAIN | her SHIP |
...a bohemian | CO | U | NT | her CULTURE |
...a Harvard researcher | WIDE | N | her LIBRARY | |
...a paludarium owner | FID | D | LE | her CRAB |
...a cartoon lover | IN | S | PECT | her GADGET |
...a cheap baseball fan | B | L | EACH | her SEATS |
...a backyard recreationist | T | I | E | her SWING |
...an athlete | LOC | K | her ROOM | |
...a starship engineer | HYP | E | her DRIVE | |
...prepared for a blackout | ENER | G | IZE | her BATTERY |
...a bird trainer | CA | R | RY | her PIGEON |
...a website designer | B | A | N | her AD |
...a gambler | P | OKE | her FACE | |
...a game enthusiast | C | H | ECK | her BOARD |
...an aerospace engineer | O | I | L | her ANGLES |
...a bar owner | LI | C | K | her LICENSE |
...short | ELEV | A | TE | her SHOES |
...a bikini model | HA | L | T | her TOP |
...an amusement park worker | B | U | MP | her CAR |
...a tourism bureau employee | VI | S | IT | her CENTER |
...decorating her kitchen | REFRIG | E | RATE | her MAGNET |
...a cheesemaker | C | R | ACK | her BARREL |
...a marine biologist | K | I | LL | her WHALE |
...an assembly line worker | CO | N | VEY | her BELT |
...a candy bar lover | BU | T | T | her FINGER |
...a parking attendant | ME | E | T | her MAID |
...a University of Arkansas alumna | R | AISE | her BACK | |
...in the Air Force | F | IGHT | her PILOT | |
...a movie studio executive | W | A | RN | her BROTHERS |
...a minivan driver | SO | C | K | her MOM |
...a Best Buy employee | CONSUM | E | her ELECTRONICS | |
...a dominatrix | TORC | H | her CHAMBER | |
...a vegetarian | S | E | IZE | her SALAD |
...a highway patrolwoman | R | UB | her NECK |
The indicated letters spell SOUNDS LIKE GRAPHICAL USER INTERFACE HER. A graphical user interface is a GUI, so the answer is GOOIER. ("Gooier? I hardly know her!")