Title: Higher Education Author: Charles Sheffield and Jerry Pournelle Year: 1996 Publisher: Tor Books Reviewer: Jake Beal I admit it, I'm a sucker for space cadet books. The grueling space-worthiness tests that the main character does badly at (especially the mental bits), yet proves exceptional in the area that really counts. The terrifying, grizzled instructors who turn out to be the best, most loving thing that ever happened to the kid. The cockiness and fights between males contesting rights to a girl or a seat or something equally meaningless. The calculus homework. The inevitable terrible accident proving the deadliness of space. The pluckiness and initiative at just the right moment to save everybody. "Higher Education" has it all in spades, with a heavy dose of naive libertarianism thrown in there for extras. Is it any wonder that it was published serially in Analog before it was published as a novel? In the world of "Higher Education", the big bad government has dumbed down the school systems in the name of equality because the education system is a monopoly and monopolies only exist to propagate themselves. Gah! That sort of pseudo-logic makes my teeth hurt. Anyway, we get to see the progress of a bunch of kids from over-sexed proles to good corporate citizens, with all the requisite bits and pieces you'd expect on the way---learning to help each other, not having enough time to do all the homework assigned, etc. And then (spoiler warning!) at the end the main character gets recruited to join the company secret police who are teaming up with their corporate competitors to infiltrate Earth's education systems and liberate the world. Gag me with a spoon. In the end, "Higher Education" is a fine space cadet yarn, executed with good craft but no real substance. Read it as a snack if you're a sucker like me, but don't bother until you've read Robert Heinlein's "Space Cadet" and "Starship Troopers", not to mention "Ender's Game" by Orson Scott Card and a few things by Allen Steele.